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Bob Rivers

Bob Rivers

122 songs
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2002
Single
Oct 2002
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
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Single
Oct 2002
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
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2002
Single
Oct 2002
Aquaclaus
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Single
Oct 2002
Aquaclaus
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2002
Album
Sep 2002
White Trash Christmas

12 tracks

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Album
Sep 2002
White Trash Christmas

12 tracks

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2002
Album
Jan 2002
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI

7 tracks

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Album
Jan 2002
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI

7 tracks

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2001
Album
Jan 2001
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V

10 tracks

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Album
Jan 2001
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V

10 tracks

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2000
Single
Aug 2000
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
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Single
Aug 2000
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
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2000
Single
Aug 2000
Homeless on the Holidays
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Single
Aug 2000
Homeless on the Holidays
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2000
Album
Aug 2000
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

5 tracks

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Album
Aug 2000
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

5 tracks

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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Free As A Turd
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Single
Oct 1997
Free As A Turd
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Holidaze (S’Cuze Me, I’ve Got Gifts To Buy)
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Single
Oct 1997
Holidaze (S’Cuze Me, I’ve Got Gifts To Buy)
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Buttcracker Suite
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Single
Oct 1997
Buttcracker Suite
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Downtown In The 90's
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Single
Oct 1997
Downtown In The 90's
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Asshole Son
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Single
Oct 1997
Asshole Son
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Beat Up Old Jetliner
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Single
Oct 1997
Beat Up Old Jetliner
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Getting Fatter All the Time
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Single
Oct 1997
Getting Fatter All the Time
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1997
Single
Oct 1997
Bowel Moves
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Single
Oct 1997
Bowel Moves
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1997
Album
Oct 1997
Best of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1

15 tracks

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Album
Oct 1997
Best of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1

15 tracks

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1997
Album
Oct 1997
More Twisted Christmas

13 tracks

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Album
Oct 1997
More Twisted Christmas

13 tracks

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1997
Album
Oct 1997
Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 2

13 tracks

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Album
Oct 1997
Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 2

13 tracks

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1995
Album
Jan 1995
Twisted Tunes 1995

5 tracks

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Album
Jan 1995
Twisted Tunes 1995

5 tracks

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1993
Album
Nov 1993
I Am Santa Claus

13 tracks

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Album
Nov 1993
I Am Santa Claus

13 tracks

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1987
Album
Jan 1987
Twisted Christmas

11 tracks

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Album
Jan 1987
Twisted Christmas

11 tracks

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Top Songs

#1
Free As A Turd
#2
Holidaze (S’Cuze Me, I’ve Got Gifts To Buy)
#3
Buttcracker Suite
#4
Downtown In The 90's
#5
Cheeseburger With Parasites
#6
Bin Laden And The Jets
#7
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
#8
Aquaclaus

About Bob Rivers

Discography

Best of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1
15 tracks · 1997
More Twisted Christmas
13 tracks · 1997
Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 2
13 tracks · 1997
I Am Santa Claus
13 tracks · 1993
White Trash Christmas
12 tracks · 2002
Twisted Christmas
11 tracks · 1987
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
10 tracks · 2001
Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. VI
7 tracks · 2002
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
5 tracks · 2000
Twisted Tunes 1995
5 tracks · 1995

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Popular lyrics by Bob Rivers

Free As A Turd

Please don't put out this turd It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear my words Whatever happened to The rights to Love Me Do? We made Mi…

Holidaze (S’Cuze Me, I’ve Got Gifts To Buy)

[Verse 1] Holidaze mess up my brain Telephone poles look like candy canes I'm in a hurry, and I'm tellin you why Excuse me, I got gifts to b…

Buttcracker Suite

[Thong March] Thong! What a delightful gift idea Thong! Magical shorts that disappear Buy your loved one this Noel The kind of gift he can't…

Downtown In The 90's

When you're alone, you better walk in a hurry If you have to go downtown When you've got jewelry or a coat that is furry It's not safe you k…

Cheeseburger With Parasites

It's hard to defend my carnivorous habits Everyone's a veggie these days Gotta watch what I eat and avoid the red meat It's cloggin' up my a…

Bin Laden And The Jets

Hey kids have you see Osama We haven't heard a thing Since he telephoned his mama We checked his favorite cave, he didn't stick around We're…

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas

Have yourself an Ozzy little Christmas Give a bat a bite Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights (Ozzy Christmas, Ozzy family Christm…

Aquaclaus

[Verse 1] Sitting in a department store Bribing little kids with peppermint Sweat on his bulbous nose Rubber boots and silly velvet clothes …

Caught Me One Handed

'Shaggy, are you in there?' 'I'm, uh, uh busy right now, I've got'' 'Oh my God!' 'Ughhhhh' Oh No! Mommy came in and she caught me one-handed…

Asshole Son

[Verse] In his eyes I'm full grown Twenty-nine and still at home Raid the fridge, feed my face I'm the son that's a disgrace Live here free,…

Discography at a glance

122

Songs on Lyrks

10

Albums

18

Singles

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Bob Rivers is a music artist with 122 songs on Lyrks.

Popular tracks by Bob Rivers include Free As A Turd, Holidaze (S’Cuze Me, I’ve Got Gifts To Buy), Buttcracker Suite, Downtown In The 90's, Cheeseburger With Parasites. Browse full lyrics on Lyrks.

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