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Tom Segura

Tom Segura

22 songs
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2018
Single
Aug 2018
My Dad Told Me
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Single
Aug 2018
My Dad Told Me
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2018
Single
Aug 2018
God Don’t Make No Junk
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Single
Aug 2018
God Don’t Make No Junk
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Mike Tyson
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Single
Aug 2017
Mike Tyson
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
What’s He Driving
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Single
Aug 2017
What’s He Driving
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
They’re People
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Single
Aug 2017
They’re People
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
The Key to His Heart
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Single
Aug 2017
The Key to His Heart
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Some People Suck
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Single
Aug 2017
Some People Suck
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Small Talk
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Single
Aug 2017
Small Talk
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Rumors
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Single
Aug 2017
Rumors
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Red Eye
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Single
Aug 2017
Red Eye
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Piercings
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Single
Aug 2017
Piercings
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
One Day
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Single
Aug 2017
One Day
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Beef
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Single
Aug 2017
Beef
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Life Is Long
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Single
Aug 2017
Life Is Long
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Leave It In
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Single
Aug 2017
Leave It In
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
I Yell at It
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Single
Aug 2017
I Yell at It
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
God Is Watching
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Single
Aug 2017
God Is Watching
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Exactly
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Single
Aug 2017
Exactly
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Every Race
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Single
Aug 2017
Every Race
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2017
Single
Aug 2017
Emergency
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Single
Aug 2017
Emergency
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2017
Album
Aug 2017
Mostly Stories

21 tracks

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Album
Aug 2017
Mostly Stories

21 tracks

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Album
Disgraceful

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Disgraceful

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Top Songs

#1
Mike Tyson
#2
What’s He Driving
#3
They’re People
#4
The Key to His Heart
#5
Some People Suck
#6
Small Talk
#7
Rumors
#8
Red Eye

About Tom Segura

Also known as
Water Champ
T. Bunz
DJ Dadmouth

Discography

Mostly Stories
21 tracks · 2017
Disgraceful
1 track

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Popular lyrics by Tom Segura

Mike Tyson

This is not made-up. I’ll tell you this, man. [sighs] Not too long ago, I met former heavyweight champion of the world Iron Mike Tyson. And……

What’s He Driving

Look, I’m not a misogynistic pig. I think women should judge men equally and harshly. You know what never fails? Judge men based on what the…

They’re People

Disabled people have to earn their cool points just like the rest of us. I’m so exhausted of the idea that everybody with a disability is au…

The Key to His Heart

So, my wife is the coolest, actually. She’s the best. And, uh, she— we’ve been together ten years. And women will actually ask me, sometimes…

Some People Suck

Let’s be clear about this, guys. We’re not gonna agree on everything. Okay? But we should agree on this. If you bring a baby into a movie th…

Small Talk

[Announcer] Ladies and gentleman… Tom Segura! [Applause] What up! Thank you! Thank you very much! It’s great to be in Seattle! Yes. One of m…

Rumors

Oh, guys. Thank you for having jobs. Um… I’m assuming you do. I don’t fucking know. You’re here. Maybe you robbed somebody. But… I was just …

Red Eye

Here’s great travel advice, okay? Do not take the red-eye. If you don’t know what that is, it’s amazing that you made it this far in life. I…

Piercings

This is a very— I think this— Pretty girls. Pretty town. A lot of good-looking girls in this town. Um… I noticed, stylistically, I feel like…

One Day

Ugh. Here’s what a piece of shit I am. I… I have been fantasizing a lot about people asking me how I lost the weight that I haven’t lost yet…

Discography at a glance

22

Songs on Lyrks

2

Albums

0

Singles

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