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The Artichoke Song Lyrics by Aaron Ackerson

The Sexiest Man on Earth

2004

[Verse 1]
They call me Spacecat, 'cause I'm rockin' your face, cat
And you'll never detect a trace of my m4d l33t skIlLz
Or the Buffalo Bills playing drum fills automatically
And if you challenge me, I'll fly into a blind Canadian rage
And destroy ya like my name was Latoya Jackson of the militant faction
When I get on the mic, there's a chain reaction

[Hook]
This ain't no joke
We're comin' baroque
Like an artichoke
Filled with Cherry Coke
This ain't no joke
We're comin' baroque
Like an artichoke
Filled with Cherry Coke

[Verse 2]
Hey bloke, you got a lot of nerve, servin' me hors d'oeuvres
E-mailing me from CompuServe
The cycloid is a special curve and I like to eat strawberry preserves
I'm like Sex on Wheels when I close the deal
I got more rhymes than the Navy's got Seals
All the girls squeal when they hear me rockin' with three independent lines interlockin'

[Hook]
This ain't no joke
We're comin' baroque
Like an artichoke
Filled with Cherry Coke
This ain't no joke
We're comin' baroque
Like an artichoke
Filled with Cherry Coke

[Bridge]
When I say "frozen," you say "dinner"
Frozen (dinner), frozen (dinner)
When I say "Walter," you say "Skinner"
Walter (Skinner), Walter (Skinner)
When I say "out-," you say "rigger"
Out-(rigger), out-(rigger)
When I say "Chrono," you say "Trigger"
Chrono (Trigger), Chrono (Trigger)

[Hook]
This ain't no joke
We're comin' baroque
Like an artichoke
Filled with Cherry Coke
This ain't no joke (We Like to Rock)
We're comin' baroque (Like J.S. Bach)
Like an artichoke (Straight Outta Iraq)
Filled with Cherry Coke (Like Mr. Spock)

About “The Artichoke Song” by Aaron Ackerson

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