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Negative Rizz Lyrics by Alex Schor

2022

[Intro: Alex Schor]
Let me introduce myself

[Verse 1: Alex Schor]
Last name Tiny As Hell, first name Dick (Bruh)
If I ever fall in love, hit me with a brick (Damn)
I'm the Alibaba version of John Wick
Walked in to Trump Tower 'cause I had to take a shit
She said I'm a 2 on a scale from 1 to 5 (Uh)
Tried spitting game but she spitted in my eye
If I'd have to rizz to save my life, I'd fucking die
Gimme my keys, man, I'm drunk enough to drive (What?)
"Bitch, I'm Trump" "Uh, bitch, I'm Obama"
I'm whichever political class gets her in my cama (Woo)
Always on the roads, I ain't talking about Lana
Got it off the muscle like my name was Baki Hanma
I look so damn good right now, take a photo
Can't afford the iPhone (Hello, Moto)
When I see Latinas, I go loco
Tienes mucho culito, dame un poco

[Verse 2: Yuno Miles]
I'ma rizz that girl one time and get blocked (Blocked)
If I got negative rizz, then I'm on top (Top)
Negative 1,000 rizz, I'm tryna get out the block (Block)
It don't matter though because my rizz fucking, uh, shot (Shot)
The bed look like a piece of bread, it's on top
I don't even know how the fuck Blueface used the mop
My shirt just shrunk, I swear it look like a crop top
This is the sound of a peacock:
IOWUSOIAEJJBDSKOJKSBDLNJKSDL, drink it
Hold on, spin it on your finger, wait- wait, hold on, fidget!?
Hold up, wait, hold up DQJKJLAJKK, wait, wait, a cricket?
Hold up, man, I can't even figure out how to IHONBIBIT
Hold on, let me try to get back
I'ma say THE ROBOTS IS COMING! ROBOTS ATTACK!
Wait- wait, wait, hold up, hold up, wait the robots is back!?
Aw hell nah! Ayy, the robots is back! KAJHSKJHAKLJH

[Verse 3: Abdul Cisse]
I- I- I might gon' fumble this bag
Like a game, I got stuck, I was frozen and lagged, heh
This fucking hottie stopped me right in my tracks
I got the bands, got the money, now I'm chasing the bag (Money)
Went in this life 'cause I was set to obtain
Do not consent to even earn myself my very own name (Woah)
Last name is Bitches, my first name is No, heh
Got no fucking rizz to even put on a show, let's go
Har har har har har, like Freddy Fazbear (Haha)
Asked a baddie for her addy, asked if I can crash here
She was "Nah, huh, I liked you last year"
Damn, shawty, that's to say you really couldn't go there
Heh, got nobody in my life to show devotion
Think I'm getting bored, yeah, it's time to grab the lotion (Dick)
That made me messed up, girl, you let me down
King of negative rizz, now give me my crown!
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About “Negative Rizz” by Alex Schor

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