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The Mephitic Conundrum Lyrics by Aborted

Retrogore

2016

Malodorous, I defecate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique - Gathering of shit
Walking human methane bomb - Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
"How much poop is too much poop"
About 5 billion of them all

Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of shit
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

Malodorous, we propagate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique
Gathering of shit
Walking human methane bomb
Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
"How much poop is too much poop"
About 5 billion of them all

Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of shit
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

We will never known peace

I am mesmerized that we are all still living
A steaming pile, the human excrement

With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest
The purulent crud that forms your carbon print
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing
You're all connoisseurs of rot

Malodorous, we propagate and consume
The mephitic conundrum

A walking heap, colonic mystique
Gathering of shit
Walking human methane bomb
Ready to extinct
The common cancer known as man
Answering the greatest riddle of all
How much poop is too much poop
About 5 billion of them all

Threading
Ridding
Killing
Maiming
As we destroy the world
Turn it into a heap of shit
As we destroy the world
Our fecal playing ground

Are you unhappy?
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About “The Mephitic Conundrum” by Aborted

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"The Mephitic Conundrum" appears on "Retrogore" in 2016.

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