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JAGUAR JACK Lyrics by ABSRDST

2022

[Spoken intro]
No phones!
I said no phones!

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it
Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it
When we take your money, won’t return it, turn it, turn it
Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

Jaguar Jack and he’s 8 feet tall
Sweatpants packed, make the bad boys crawl
Femboy cats with their paws on the wall
In the bathroom stall, say yah yah yah
Yipeekaya with a die hard bod
He’s a big cat with a big cat squad
On a long leash but he’s still in charge
Fucking bow down for your brand new god

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it
Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it
Whеn we take your money, won’t rеturn it, turn it, turn it
Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

He’s a big cat but he ain’t no puss
If you got a peach he can make it squish
Big fat guns like an action flick
Make you see spots when he’s slangin’ that dick

Put you in a headlock, make you sweat
Ride him so fast like a new Corvette
Get yourself choked and you won’t forget
With a scratched up back and a marked up neck

If you got the cash you can take a ride
Look him in the eye when he’s deep inside
Maybe get a taste of his Jaguar Pie
For the girls and the guys with the really thick thighs

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it
Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it
When we take your money, won’t return it, turn it, turn it
Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

Jaguar Jack and he’s 8 feet tall
Sweatpants packed, make the bad boys crawl
Femboy cats with their paws on the wall
In the bathroom stall, say yah yah yah
Yipeekaya with a die hard bod
He’s a big cat with a big cat squad
On a long leash but he’s still in charge
Fucking bow down for your brand new god

[Spoken outro]
Hey boss, looking for a f*ck?
F*ck me!
How bold of you
These cuffs are a little tight, officer…
Yowza!
Behave
I think I see it!
I will break you
Almost…
My grandma can f*ck harder than that!
Get back to work, you goon
Eh, burn in hell!
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ABSRDST

ABSRDST

About “JAGUAR JACK” by ABSRDST

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