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Crap Rapper Lyrics by Acarcion

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[Intro]
Last try
Let's do
[Verse]
I'm the fucking shit
When I was dropped, I missed the toilet
Like I just missed the beat
Rapping off rhythm 'cause my statement
Wasn't an attempt at humour or reverse psychology
It was speaking the truth
Hell, let's turn the beat off put on that metronome
Move myself, 'til I'm hitting the center of these notes
I wanna be beating on
Instead just sitting here, beating off
Like every morning when I'm at home
With a condom on
Trying to be quiet so my parents don’t hear me
Or the screams of my favorite waifu
As she gets skewered on
By the big black dicks of censor bars
I try to be sensitive, but I can't
'Cause everything's muted
The plastic got stuck on my dick
So, I guess I'm a new latex fetishist
Lit myself on fire
Just to pollute the air
So everyone knew who was here
Spreading myself, 'til the janitor came pissed
Crying about his wage
Being to low to deal with this
But I ignored him, 'cause I had shit to sell
"Free mixtapes for all if you follow my Soundcloud, y'all!"
I cried in a glory stall
Sucking dicks for favors
To pay all my debts off
I’m outstanding, but only once the autotunes on
'Cause I be singing off-kilter
I put my tunes in a bucket
And smashed it with a baton
Then try to claim that line ain't filler
Real killer, skipped the buffet
Line was too long
And I realized, I was too full of myself to eat
Would explain the stench of my breath
And why everyone gave me that breadth of space
The king of trash beats is here
With shitty rhymes and humour
Trying to be cooler then everyone in the game
By making whack statements
Claim that he's the greatest
Then sitting back
And going back- and complacent
Because he's a fucking idiot with nothing but the t-
[Outro]
Haha!
Credits
Acarcion

Acarcion

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