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Salvation Army Bacon and Eggs Lyrics by Acid Ranch

Some of the Magic Syrup Was Preserved

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And then he stood in the check-out line
Approximately 3 hours
"This is cold war!" shouted a clerk
"This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk
"Venusian baby food for sale
Builds strong bodies 12 different ways"
The butcher sliced into a large side of beef
As if he were trying to win female respect
At a county fair
The man staggered to the automatic exit
And threw up his guts
That's food!
FDA inspected
Off the counter and into the stomach
And back onto the floor
Where it belongs...
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Acid Ranch

Acid Ranch

About “Salvation Army Bacon and Eggs” by Acid Ranch

Read the complete lyrics to "Salvation Army Bacon and Eggs" by Acid Ranch from the album "Some of the Magic Syrup Was Preserved". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Salvation Army Bacon and Eggs" appears on "Some of the Magic Syrup Was Preserved".

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