Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Bartholemew Lyrics by Adam Green

Garfield

2002

[Verse 1]

Bartholemew bring me a fork
There's a Minstrel Parade on TV
Let the lights glow, an excellent reason
To stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the old men wave their canes
They have yesterday's brains
And their worlds stop turning on sundays
The young lives are clipped
And smudged on the rocks
Distorted and forgotten

[Verse 2]

Quietly she enters the room
But we can't talk, we can not be seen
Returning her new pair of jeans
Just to stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, the mirror always shows
There's a stranger in my clothes
Standing on the third rail
Lost at sea, searching for me
And we don't know how to sail

[Verse 3]

So if you go to guitar the store
You will see me again holding the door
It's an excellent night to sleep on the floor
If you stay home tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, I saw you before in the guitar store
I was lonely, lazy and useless
And Bartholemew moans to the counterfeit clones
When he feels like he's not a human
Credits

About “Bartholemew” by Adam Green

Read the complete lyrics to "Bartholemew" by Adam Green from the album "Garfield" in 2002. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"Bartholemew" is performed by Adam Green. from the album "Garfield" in 2002 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Bartholemew", explore more songs by Adam Green using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Adam Green · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Bartholemew" is credited to Adam Green. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Bartholemew" appears on "Garfield" in 2002.

Visit the Adam Green artist page at /artist/adam-green for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.


Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features


© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.