50 Years Lyrics by Adam Sandler, Saturday Night Live
2025
[JACK NICHOLSON, spoken] Ladies and gentlemen Adam Sandler [ADAM SANDLER, spoken] Yeah, baby! Let's hear it for Jack, baby! Jack made it out tonight! Love you, brother Okay, here we go (sung) Everyone in this room has something in common All of our lives were changed by this show Everyone in this room has something else in common None of us were allowed to use the little bathroom in Lorne's office 50 years, 50 years Saturday Night Live's been on for 50 years 50 years of your sketch killing at read-through Then finding out they didn't pick it Because the host didn't want to take off his shirt 50 years of Tuesday late-night pizza 35 years of Pepto Bismol from Nurse Theresa Yeah, baby 50 years of the cast looking straight at the cue cards And 30 years of drunk Wally holding the cue cards upside down Attababy, Wally! 50 years of writers seeing Spielberg at Lorne's monitors Not laughing at one of their sketches that he obviously hated 50 years of those same writers then getting wasted at the after party And loudly telling everybody that Jaws was overrated 50 years of prank calling some New York magazine critic 50 years of finding out your favorite musician's anti-Semitic 50 years of asking an intern to pick up your laundry at 2:30 a.m Not realizing that the intern was Martin Scorsese's kid Or Nora Ephron's kid or Randy Newman's kid Or whoever Lorne had dinner with on Wednesday night's kid 50 years of cast members saying "I'm not getting on enough" Their spirits are broken and their hearts are full of malice 50 years of them storming off to tell Lorne how they really feel Then chickening out and saying "Hey, Lorne. I knitted this scarf for Alice" 50 years of waking up Sunday afternoon depressed 50 years of Downey not writing the cold open until five minutes before dress And 50 years of wondering who's gonna take over the show when Lorne retires But everyone knows that the answer is, of course, Speedy Thatababy, Speedy! 50 years of young comedians getting hired for the show From stand-up, Groundlings, Second City and all the rest 50 years of cast members saying "I think our cast is the greatest of all time" But we all know that the first cast was the best And because of them We got four years of Eddie Murphy Eight years of Will Forte Five years of Jan Hooks and Gilda Six of Victoria, 11 of Che Three years of Melanie Hutsell Michael McKean crushed it in two One of Billy Crystal's, six of Dennis Miller Eight of Hartman, The Glue Seven years of Dratch and Wiig Five years of Oteri and Quinn Four of Kazurinsky and Cleghorn Eleven of Armisen 14 years of Davis and Andy Schiller and Smialek, 25 18 of Audrey Dickman and Davey Wilson Plus Eamon and Dicso and Bobby Van Ry 30 years of Downey 45 years of Lorne Six years of our boy Farley Five of our buddy Norm 50 years of one of us getting to say live from New York It's "Saturday Night" 50 years of standing on home base Waving good night and goodbye 50 years of the best times of our lives (spoken) Alright! Thank you, Lorne!
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