[Intro]
Hey yo, it's like no rap album is complete
Without a song for the ladies yeah
Most rappers rap about why ladies should want them
I'ma rap about why ladies probably don't want me
Yeah 1-2 yo
[Verse 1]
I know you're sick of rappers talkin' about runnin' the house
Slappin' bitches for runnin' their mouth
With a gun in their pouch
But me, I hide my box of Kleenexes under the couch
Cause there's something about these love songs
That I'm blubbering about
And I'd rather watch a rom-com than drop bombs
I'd rather read John Keats than rock fat beats, yeah that's me!
You're probably sittin' in your seat
And thinkin', "Aw, that's sweet."
But when you see me at the show
You'll just walk right past me
Cause I can't be talking nasty to women that ask me to
More alike to Scooby than I am to a Scrappy Doo
Fist fights? Not for this guy
I'd rather just try to suss out our differences
Not stiff in the upper lips
But I'm stiffed out where it counts
But I'm a gentleman
So I won't pucker up and discuss nothin'
That me and your mother did
And I'm sorry I went through for a minute
And I apologize sorry guys, that's the way that it is
[Chorus]
Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?
So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too
I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you
And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too
You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?
Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus
Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues
And you can use my tissues too
[Verse 2]
Yeah, cause my guys friends are like
"Ain't that the reason you're rapping?
To prove that you're a tough guy?"
Nah, I rap because I love life and this is how I feel so high
When I'm laughing after a show
Back at the hotel watching Jimmy Fallon
Do rappers get the ladies and get laid?
Well if they do then, baby, check me after my set plays
I'd be happy to get like seven digits
Than after we commiserate in like three days
I'd love to check in on you and visit
I'll bring a bouquet of roses and I'll dress to impress
And you can wear your best perfume and your favorite dress
And we can hit the town and talk for hours
That is unless you'd rather maybe check a movie instead
And at the end of the date
I kiss your hand and maybe ask you to dance
And then say, "I'd love to do this again."
And then she'd probably say
"Oh, you're great but, my schedule contends
So maybe we'd be better off as friends."
I mean uh
That's cool and I-
I respect...your decision
You know what I'm saying? and uh
And who doesn't need more friends, right?
Friends are awesome, right?
I mean, that's cool, right?
Whatever, man
I didn't really like her that much anyways
[Chorus]
Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?
So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too
I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you
And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too
You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?
Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus
Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues
And you can use my tissues too
[Verse 3]
Yeah, and they tell me I should try to maintain
That I'll just ruin my name
If I'm so honest with my sensitive brain
Well maybe I should just reap the game and be an asshole
And stop calling the dames and never even explain
But I say it's y'all that oughta drop the tough guy act
I've had enough of trying to put back together
What the rest of you motherfuckers is breakin'
When you just bust right past
It's bullshit in a china shop; love behind glass
Yo sensitive guys gotta let it be known
And if you're sensitive inside all the way down to the bone
Then don't let nobody make you embarrassed
Just cause you talk to your parents all on the phone
And take your house guests' coat
Cause even rappers can be sensitive too
I know you see me rapping and you're thinking it's not true
And some people say I oughta change my ways
But I'd rather be myself
I'm a sensitive guy, I bet that you are too
[Chorus]
Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?
So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too
I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you
And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too
You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?
Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus
Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues
And you can use my tissues too
