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Che Guevara’s Distracting Hotness | Forgotten History Lyrics by Adrian Gray Comedy

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Che Guevara's good looks and charm often made him difficult to interrogate.
"How can you justify these untruths?"
"How can you justify your deep blue eyes?"
"Oh, er, well, no one's ever really commented on my eyes. So... Anyway, let's get back to you lying on me.. To me! Fuck."
News reporters were also distracted.
"Kevin, how were the protests in Cuba?"
"Guevara worked up a sweat with a passionate speech, the sweat trickled down his chest, leaving him oiled like a baby otter..."
"Right, but the protest itself?"
"Sorry, yes, ran smoothly. As smooth as his pecs..."
"Kevin."
"Apologies! Er, the protest was tightly organised, like his sweaty buttocks..."
"We're gonna go to the weather now."
Able to get by with just his hotness, Guevara put less effort into his politics.
"What is your economic policy?"
"My policy?"
"Yes."
"Well, it's simple, baby. My policy's, er... You cannot put, er... money in the sea. Okay? Baby."
"What?"
"Err... Ask me about my biceps."
Eventually his boss, Fidel Castro, stepped in.
"Che, you need to stop the pretty boy stuff!"
"You need to stop being so cute."
"Che, it's not gonna work on me!"
"That tight outfit works on you."
"Stop."
"You have a sexy beard."
"You're embarrassing yourself."
"You have perfect ears."
"Kiss me."
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Adrian Gray Comedy

Adrian Gray Comedy

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