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Mitchell Edwards Send Lyrics by Afghan Dan

2013

[Intro]
's happening?
I'm just gonna do it again
You're taking ages to reply Mitch, so
Gonna be sending straight for you, you listening
It's only a quick ting
Listen, Danny Martin, Afghan Dan
Listen, yo, yo
[Verse]
If you're gonna chat to me, chat to me properly
Am I better than you? Well, probably
Mitch, you're a full-blown div and you don't know shit
'Cause, well, nobody's stopping me
It's Afghan Dan from the BPT
This side of the sea everybody knows me
Don't wanna start bragging
But if you come to my gaff it'll be your arse I'll be shagging
Twisted, yeah that's me
Thinking about which way I'm a have him
'Cause I'm a dirty bastard
Like Devilman, yeah I'll gag him
Constantly smack him
Jump on my carpet, call me Aladdin
And it don't stop there
Jump in your window, shave off your nan's hair
Jump in your kitchen, jump on the bear
Constantly onto me, can't compare
Watch how I spatter this shit in the air
I don't care
Please don't believe the crap you hear
I'm an MC and you ain't halfway there
Man's on the landing, you're downstairs
Man's at the top, punch him with the mother's parts
Back to the sideline growing grey hairs
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Make a new video please, I dare
Make a new video please, I dare
I'll backhand your granddad clean off his chair
But that's not fair, it's not his fault
I mean the things that my guy wrote
Simply because I ain't no joke and I will not choke
Thinking you're sick in your brand new coat
Selling ounces of coke
Better off phoning pope on the rope
Swear down if I saw you on the street
All that I would see is a cloud of smoke
[Outro]
Yeah, check it
Fuck off
Aaaarrrrggghh
Credits
Afghan Dan

Afghan Dan

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