[Intro: Ahmed 2.0]
All cocks is on me
Won't tell no lies, won't hold my cock
Don't love for me
(THIS ZIMBABWE NIGGER)
[Verse 1: Charschl]
I don't have no rapper friends, I hang wit' The Pigeons
Big-old outfit, hit you with it, flip it over
Big ol' fella, he's a big ol' goofy, Rudy Gobert
Jump off in that lane, you gon' get put on a poster
Burger King Whopper, McDonalds Burger
I take 2 cookies for the night, I just had some food yea
We gon' do some eating later, I'ma need some V-Bucks
I just got some food in a Ghost, then I throw up
Yeah, yeah, out of here, you know I'm a loner
I'm a legal citizen yeah, I am not a stoner
I can't do no features with you, skinny, it's a "No, sir"
Biggest fella on Earth, I'm not really from Earth
We don't dial 9-1-1, We dial up papa johns
I put in my zero work, better do your homework
I can hear that money callin', yeah I pick up at the tone
What you gon' charge that old man for those V-Bucks?
Girl, don't hurt me
[Verse 2: Reuben]
Iced out all my scammer hoes, then I go and scam sum
Iced out all my suburb hoes who turned into influencers
Mike Lean fuck that bitch and leave, I don't care who he sucked
Rob all of her closets then resell and get my yeezy uggs
Got Leon with me, bump out with egg, mean I got foes with me
You got pedos with you, before you do that, I keep some hoes with me
Askin' for my cock when I'm in england bro this your city
Why you DM'in' zeta saying ifcwe fucked when that’s been known already
Charlie wants KFC, I want just a salad
I bought him some cauliflower
And he got very mady
Never told him sorry
This car no Ferrari
I don’t have no feet kink unlike mister Alekei (THIS ZIMBABWE NIGGER)
[Verse 3: Ahmed 2.0]
Three gay niggas with me all times
I don't know who I fucked last year, It was a homosexual
I don't know who them hoes is, man, they all gay
Brody, tell me who them hoes is, man, they all gay
Runnin' hooligan, and we at Chick-Fil-A
How am I fatphobic? I just fucked a Plus-Sized bitch
I just fucked fat bitch and we ran her like ali
Got pregnant in the threesome, so whose baby is it?
Whose baby is it?
My niggas puttin' googles on your ass like a sex tape
This ain't Steven Hawking, but my cord got extentions
This a fat penis and It just came inside your anus
[Verse 4: Mike Lean & Ahmed 2.0]
She askin' me to aim for her neck, 'cause Sophie bought that necklace
In your anus, precious, In your anus
Fuck it, I scratched another fella woman up off my checklist
In your anus, I've been livin' reckless
I wish Leon wasn't there that night in Germany
Wish I could bring Garfield back, that was my best friend
Boys, I need you to give me somethin' big, I'm talkin' 'bout cock n' balls
Skinny pimp flow, tell a ho "No, I don't wanna fuck"
She can suck-suck-suck it, 'til she suck it dry
The media tryna get even in North Korea
Bad-ass Ahmed from the Middle E-E-E-East wanna lick on me
Sneak on me, even though I got security
Even though he got a man, he know he ain't as pure as me, seriously
Soon as I get back, tradin' in my Urus for the Puro' keys
Couple grey hairs down in my balls, that's showin' my maturity, yeah
Shoutout to my symphony, 9th Ave, spaced out
We beat that shit so differently and brilliantly
Mike and Ahmed, and we birth Alekei
Fades making mid edits, no talkin', take flight instantly
Ayy, Nate 3D, boot up my dude Reuben
My guy, that's D.R.U.G.S
She snottin' that P out that D
She want me to put some of this coke in her butt, ugh
She Russian, I beat up the pussy for Ukraine
Bought her a bag and I filled it with loose change
Just saw my ex, and she told me that "You changed", yeah, yeah, yeah
FunnyMan gets to fuck shit up
Still screamin' "Free Leon, Alekei, and Garfield"
Fuck the police, the DA, and the judge
Way out in hull, I found me a plug
Don't wanna go out, she'd rather do drugs
Can't be my main if we met in the club
[Outro: Ahmed 2.0 & Zetaman]
Give me somethin' big, I'm talkin' 'bout cock and balls
Bababababababbabababbabababbabab
Here's a buck, but a buck, buck, buck
I need your penis like that
Give me somethin' big, I'm talkin' 'bout cock and balls
Bababababababbabababbabababbabab
Here's a buck, but a buck, buck, buck
I need your penis like that
Penis like that—
Penis like that—
Penis like that—
Penis like that—
Penis like that—
MY DICK IS HARD
MY DICK IS HARD
JUST CAME EVERYWHERE
YEAH, MY DICK IS HARD
MY DICK IS HARD
MY DICK IS HARD
I JUST CAME EVERYWHERE
YEAH, MY DICK IS HARD
MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD
MY DICK IS SO FUCKING HARD
EVERYBODY, MY CUM HAS GONE EVERYWHERE
PLEASE HELP ME
YEAH, YEAH
