Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex) Lyrics by The Key of Awesome

The Key of Awesome (webseries)

2010

[Intro: Mark Douglas]
Hey girl. It's been a long time since I've done this
Sex, I mean. You see, I'm just getting over a really painful divorce
So you might wanna lower your expectations just a tad
I wanna go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you
FYI, lately I haven't been able to have an orgasm without crying
Just something I've been working on with my shrink
Am I talking too much?
This is gonna be awkward
[Verse 1: Ahmir]
You're thinking that he's gonna love you and it will be hot
You're wondering if he'll love you all night (probably not)
He's always been dumbfounded by female anatomy
Be his Watson, girl, and help him solve this mystery
(Now he's nauseous) from the pressure plus he's really drunk
(His prophylactic) is suffocating his poor junk
(He's self-conscious) about his man boobs and his hairy chest
He took off his shirt but he's still got a furry vest
[Verse 2: Mark Douglas & Ahmir]
It's not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety (it's very common in old guys)
It's not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me
And now you're freakin' cus you thinkin' what the hell have I gotten myself into
As you look in his eyes, you'll soon realize that you won't be coming too
[Chorus: Ahmir]
Cus he's just a nervous guy (so scared)
He always gives you TMI (too much information)
And never ever shuts his yap
Can't you tell she doesn't give a crap?
Yes, he's just a nervous dude (so nervous)
Always finds a way to kill the mood
[Verse 3: Mark Douglas, Ahmir & Lauren Francesca]
You remind me of my sister from the one time that I kissed her but it was just a peck
Ewwwwww
No, no, no, it wasn't anything weird, it was like a happy birthday, mwah
I think you should leave
Alright then, girl, I told you it was gonna be weird
You can't say I didn't warn you, baby
C'mon fellas, let's go
No, they can stay
Damn girl, that's messed up, but I understand
After all, they are Ahmir, the most popular R&B group on YouTube
[Chorus: Ahmir]
It's too bad you're a nervous guy
It's time for you to say goodbye (bye bye bye bye bye bye)
Really missed your chance (bye bye bye bye bye bye)
Coulda got into her paints (bye bye bye bye bye bye)
But no, no, no (bye bye bye bye bye bye)
Credits
The Key of Awesome

The Key of Awesome

About “Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)” by The Key of Awesome

Read the complete lyrics to "Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)" by The Key of Awesome from the album "The Key of Awesome (webseries)" in 2010. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Parody, Comedy, R&B.

"Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)" is performed by The Key of Awesome. from the album "The Key of Awesome (webseries)" in 2010 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)", explore more songs by The Key of Awesome using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for The Key of Awesome · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)" is credited to The Key of Awesome. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex)" appears on "The Key of Awesome (webseries)" in 2010.

Visit the The Key of Awesome artist page at /artist/the-key-of-awesome for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.