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Jesus is My Friend Lyrics by Aidad Cochliner

We Thought of a Title

2022

[Intro: Starlitle, pepeyrosa, & Aidad]
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
[Chorus: Aidad]
She got so bold
She got me in a cockhold
She loves Jesus
A little too much
[Verse 1: Aidad]
I’m coming, coming for Jesus
I’m praying, praying to Jesus
God is looking upon me
Because I do heroin
He said I should be healthy
You have gotten so thin
I’m smiling I’m smiling for Jesus
I love Jesus’s dad, He is God
He is quite rad and better than Zod
I part your legs how Moses parts the sea
In Jesus' bum I will pee
Afterwards we will build some Legos
While we eat some Eggos
Put my Jеsus figure in a jar
I cum all over I say that is par
I think I went way too far
[Verse 2: pepeyrosa]
You say you hatе Jesus, I say cap (I say CAP)
And you say you hate God, that’s a wap
Making out with Jesus posters
Buddha blows, he’s a Jesus poser
I feel heaven creeping closer
Smelling Aidan’s cretin odor
She got so bolder
I pray to God I don’t die from heroin overdose
I need a bigger heart cause my love for Jesus overflows
They call me Christian, but my name’s Cooper
God is not a lame loser
You hate Jesus, I’ll make shooters aim sooner
I hope bunger goes to church, if not it’d be the worst
What if Moses ever twerked, if Joseph ever jerked
God put in work, converted me from Tazzaro’s church
Leave him in the dirt, tear down the Ts that we followed first
Satan’s worst, chasing my faith, God’s so based
I got a lot of time to pray, go to church three times a day
Jesus so hot I love his beard in all it’s grace, admire his sexy face
David and Goliath both hold nothing to my AK, I’m goated
Breeding with Jesus, stars in your eyes
Breeding with Jesus, Aidan wrote this line
“That doesn’t rhyme” SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BABY
Lie, God will make your eyes die
I will punch you, bye bye
I’m praying that Jesus don’t see me watching Little Einsteins
Trying to think of God, but Aidan’s all my mind sees
Get out of my head, he’s every word that I speak
The real devil and God fighting for control over me
[Chorus: Aidad]
She got so bold
She got me in a cockhold
She loves Jesus
A little too much
[Bridge: Starlitle]
My love for God will never end
That’s why Jesus is my best friend
[Verse 3: Starlitle]
In the story of his end
He hated sin, and they hung Him
They’ll hang me just because I love Him
Jesus saved me from the heroin
Oh my God it was so much heroin
My name’s Renon, I love Jesus in my lemon
I always thought Jesus was straight
Until I shared Him with the Christians
When He comes, I’ll accept it, in my mouth
Wait I mean my heart, yeah I meant my heart
Jesus likes to hit it, quit it, and stick it in my mouth
Some people call Jesus their sword
But to me, He’s the world
My love for God I must confess
With Him by my side I feel blessed
Jesus and God make me have sex
[Chorus: Aidad]
She got so bold
She got me in a cockhold
She loves Jesus
A little too much
Credits
Aidad Cochliner

Aidad Cochliner

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