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Sleigh Crash Lyrics by Aidad Cochliner

A Very Doomy Christmas

2021

[Intro]
You think you know him well
But in fact Santa and elves
Are coming down your chimney
I am talking to you, Vinnie
[Chorus]
Freeing myself from snow
Wanted to escape a long time ago
Leaving Santa and reindeers
They have expanded my ears
For all these pointless toys
That I make for girls and boys
Making me feel like I’m trash
I hope Santa gets in a sleigh crash
[Verse 1]
It feels like I should be paid
He works us hard day after day
Regarding us as slaves
It’s freedom that us elves crave
This Christmas, I hate singing carols
I am in quite a peril
You changed the life I had
And I was vеry glad
Now I am sick of all your lies
Ever since Will Fеrrell dies
I am running away
Me and my friends have something to say
[Chorus]
Freeing myself from snow
Wanted to escape a long time ago
Leaving Santa and reindeers
They have expanded my ears
For all these pointless toys
That I make for girls and boys
Making me feel like I’m trash
I hope Santa gets in a sleigh crash
[Verse 2]
My life at the north pole
The freezing weather has taken a toll
Look at my ear dead here
Only Santa I fear
Grant me freedom from this place
To save the elven race
You wanted me to be a toy maker
It is you the soul taker
Milk and cookies, I see the bottom of the plate
We are dropping at an alarming rate
Dreaming of the day we’re free
Because you always make us bleed
I want to drown you in the arctic ocean
Of the planet Earth
My toys I need to make
Oh what a fucking sake
[Chorus]
Freeing myself from snow
Wanted to escape a long time ago
Leaving Santa and reindeers
They have expanded my ears
For all these pointless toys
That I make for girls and boys
Making me feel like I’m trash
I hope Santa gets in a sleigh crash
[Bridge]
Crashing my sleigh in you
And then the rest of you
And then even more of you
And then the final bits of you
You need to treat me like I’m human
Because you think that I am an elf
We always make, you always break, I wanna flake, just like I’m Drake
Put you on a stake, eat you like steak, It makes me hopeful for the crash
[Chorus]
Freeing myself from snow
Wanted to escape a long time ago
Leaving Santa and reindeers
They have expanded my ears
For all these pointless toys
That I make for girls and boys
Making me feel like I’m trash
I hope Santa gets in a sleigh crash
Credits
Aidad Cochliner

Aidad Cochliner

About “Sleigh Crash” by Aidad Cochliner

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"Sleigh Crash" appears on "A Very Doomy Christmas" in 2021.

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