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A Scenic Route to the Isle of Ewa Lyrics by Aidan Moffat & the Best-Ofs

How to Get to Heaven From Scotland

2009

Up the Bens and Munros
Where the freshwater flows
With mussels we picked in the bay;
On a rock by a river
A sigh and a quiver
Means I surely love you today
So please just ignore all the moods and the maybes
Lift up your skirt and I'll fill you with babies
Let's just stay here for a while
Let's just stay here and smile
Well, I warned you I'm stupid
Don't blame me, blame Cupid
His aim's never been all that hot
But he hit both our hearts
With his random wee darts
My love, you just got what you got
Suck in the air on the peaks and the ridges -
Your back is a mess, you're just food for the midges
I'll stop all the silence and cut out the pouting
If you keep your voice down, they might hear us shouting
And I don't want strangers to know
And I never want to go
And the outfit you wore on the banks of the loch
In a room with a sauna but no kind of clock
I'm sure all the neighbours could hear my heart boom
We've got all we need, let's just stay in the room
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About “A Scenic Route to the Isle of Ewa” by Aidan Moffat & the Best-Ofs

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