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RANCH DRESSING FREESTYLE Lyrics by AidanTheLoserkid

GOOD SPORT

2022

[Intro]
Ranch
Dressing
Ranch
Dressing
[Verse]
(Wow!)
Three in the morning in the crib drinking ranch dressing
I have school tomorrow but it's okay I won't be stressing
All my homies put ranch dressing on our plate (s- plate)
All my homies think ranch dressing's pretty great
It's three in the morning and I'm fucking starving
I can't go up to get nothing at the kitchen
Because if I do my mom will hear me
And she will say: "What the fuck are you doing up?" (What are you doing?)
If it was up to me I would go upstairs right now and get the ranch dressing and pour it in my tights now (What?)
Tightey-Whitey's gonna turn even more whitey
Because I put the ranch dressing up in my hinеy
I got two knees, high knees
I got three knees, my knees
I got four knees, your knees
Achoo, bitch, you sneeze (Uhh, achoo)
Cover your mouth! (Okay!)
I don't give a fuck (I'm sorry!)
It's North or it's South (Truе!)
You tell me 'bout the ranch, Ima go there (Where?)
Holy shit, dog, I just saw a bear!
(*roar*)
What the fuck?
Wow! That bear must like ranch dressing! (True)
He's fighting me for it but I beat him off. I mea-
I mean I fought him off with a Molotov
And probably got a lot of cobs of corn
I really don't care about none of your porn
I'm playing Fortnite my friend is playing Gorn
He's on the VR and you're
Just staying at home and it's boring
I don't give a fuck and I'm snoring when I sleep
But I'm not sleeping
Bitch it's three o' seven in the morning and I'm creeping
Back upstairs for the ranch
Sluther-Smother it on my tits then I - ff-
Then I glance over to the side
Oh my god it's that bear from earlier, he survived!
Is- he brought his bear family
Uh, they don't like that I misspoke but that's not fair to me!
I post up but they are not scared of me!
The bear and his family mauls me to death and I die
Credits
AidanTheLoserkid

AidanTheLoserkid

About “RANCH DRESSING FREESTYLE” by AidanTheLoserkid

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