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Crazytown Lyrics by Ryan Scott Oliver

35MM: A Musical Exhibition

2012

[NIGHTMARES]
Hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong hoo ha woah ding dong oh
[THE IDLE BOY]
There's-a-hole-
Inside-my-brain-
 
Take-a-stroll-
 
Down-the-drain-
To
 
Crazytown!
 
Crazytown!
 
Crazytown
But
It ain't no Wonderland!
[NIGHTMARES]
 
 
Hmm
 
Hoo ooh ooh, ooh...
 
Ahh
 
Ahh
(You fall there like Alice.)
Ahh
(It's an anthropomorphic circus)
Ahh
(But
It ain't no Wonderland)
[THE IDLE BOY]
I am running, mid a road, as I'm chased
Through a town psychotic
There's a jeering jackal much like my mother
Crying
[THE IDLE BOY]
"Bee-de-deep, bee-de-deep
You Idle Boy!"
[NIGHTMARES 1 & 2]
::BEE-DE-DEEP BEE DE-DEEP
YOU IDLE BOY::
[THE IDLE BOY]
(And there's money on the ground...
Pounds... Yen...!
Dollars..!!)
And the jackal's close behind!
I escape from the dog as I dive
Through a stream of sea snakes-
And I realize that this river is what separates
[THE IDLE BOY]
("...Bee-de-deep
Bee-de-deep...")
[NIGHTMARES 1 & 2]
:BEE-DE-DEEP
BEE-DE-DEEP::
[THE IDLE BOY]
The East from West
And I'm bitten from the East (which is present)
To the West (which is past and future)-
[THE IDLE BOY]
I nearly drown-
 
In Crazytown!
 
Crazytown
 
Crazytown
But
It ain't no kind of Oz
 
I survive from the stream to discover a
Choking orgy
All those fuckers I have fondled in my fantasies-
Turning blue-Turning to the idle boy
 
They drag me inside:
 
Passing-stronking-
Aspyxiating me-
'Till my hard-on is so palpable-
 
 
I gotta go-Gotta get out-
Gotta go-gotta go-
Gotta get out-gotta go
 
To a tower of doors!!!
[NIGHTMARES]
Ahh
 
Ahh
(You twist there like Dor'thy.)
Ahh
(It's a nightmare Technicolor)
Ahh
(But
It ain't no kind of Oz.)
 
 
 
Choking orgy
 
 
Turning blue, Turning to
-Hey, idle boy
Yeah. You
 
 
Passing. Stroking
Asphyxiating
Ooh
Ahhhhhhhhh
 
Hoo gasp hah gasp hoo gasp hah gasp
Hoo gasp hah gasp hoo gasp hah gasp
Wait (You) please (can't) don't (leave) go! (yet!)
[THE IDLE BOY (+NIGHTMARES IN FUGUE)]
In the pocket of my dress I've got a copper key. Dunno the door it goes with and that fact is killing me. In the pocket of my dress, I've got this eight-inch copper key. But I dunno the door it goes with and that fact is killing me. That in the pocket of my. I got this eight-inch copper key. But I dunno the door it goes with that that fact is killing me. That in the pocket of my dress, I've got this eight-inch copper key, and I go door to door to door to door to door and woe is me. And woe is me and woe is me and woe is me and woe is me and woe is-
[THE IDLE BOY]
 
(Through the wardrobe like Lucy.)
 
(It's a Christ-like allegory-)
 
But
It ain't no Narnia
 
But, there's no exit anywhere
 
 
I'm stripping clothes, and stripping hair
 
 
Moonstruck and naked, I declare:
 
No, this ain't no Neverland-
Narnia-
Wonderland-
Oz-
 
And I watch from a window and I witness the
Town on fire
Everybody from the jackal to the orgiastic mass expire
And the Tower explodes
Ripping me apart
Head to heel to heart
Till I wake at the
Start
And see:
 
Me.
[NIGHTMARES]
Crazytown
 
Crazytown
 
Crazytown
But
It ain't no Narnia
 
 
(You wing there like Wendy)
 
(You tragic fairy island)
 
No, this ain't no Neverland-
Narnia-
Wonderland-
Oz-
 
 
 
Ahh
Ahh
Ahh
 
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
 
Start
 
 
Hoo ha woah ding dong (etc.)
[THE IDLE BOY]
 
 
 
I am running, mid a road, as I'm chased
Through a town psychotic
 
 
Be-de-deep be de-deep...
 
Ahhhh!
[PHOTOGRAPHER]
Oh, a life
Stopped in pose
 
 
 
 
 
In a world that never goes.
[ALL NIGHTMARES]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ahhhh!

About “Crazytown” by Ryan Scott Oliver

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