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Cake Eater Anthem Lyrics by Alex Frecon

2016

[Verse 1]
This is Edina, life on the west side
Got big dreams, nice things and the best ride
Range Rovers, never in Toyota’s
Gonna cop the Beamer at the dealer, next time

50th and France, we on our way
Cause we gotta stack chips like Frito Lays
With Gucci shades, all you see’s my reflection
It’s a fact, that Every Day I Need Attention

And so does my wife (Hi)
I’ve had to pay for everything like all of her life
She was in Palm Springs, like just last week
Why should she have a job? She has me

Our kids seem bratty act outta control
Dressed in the best clothes down at Valley View Road
Drop them off in my Tesla
Northface vest, Ugg boots but I’ve never felt fresher

[Chorus]
I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place
I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face
My friends all know that I’m cool
I've been this way since high school
Cause life’s never been sweeter
When you’re just a cake eater

[Verse 2]
When it comes to hockey, nobody can stop me
My high school team I was playing on the Top 3
Now my son is scoring piles
And if I don’t like his line I can whine to Curt Giles

The history is deep, I probably might have told ya
All we do is win, win, win, like Ikola
Dropping names like Chorske or Bellows
Tearing up the ice wearing green, white, yellow

We got snipers and danglers that haven’t been born yet
The fans at Braemar keep buzzin like some Hornettes
Your Northface vest? It ain't as puffy as mine
And your conversations sure as hell ain’t stuffy as mine

Last night my kid tore up his league
He had a hat trick right up in his sleeve
Coach says he’s never seen that
Gemeni Athletics gonna have to stitch the “C” patch

[Chorus]
I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place
I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face
My friends all know that I’m cool
I been this way since high school
Cause life’s never been sweeter
When you’re just a cake eater

[Verse 3]
Find me in summertime up on the course
At the E.C.C showing up in a Porsche
Drink at least three teas, Long Island of course
Then my wife will take my credit card along to the stores

Find her at the Galleria
Yapping on her phone, talking to Gena
Mary gotta new Benz lotta nice features
Over last night, you really had to see her

See life sure is great
Got a real nice ride with some custom plates
My wife’s still hot, and she drinks all day
Plus my kids work hard and they get good grades

That’s alright, that’s okay
If you need a job, you can come our way
This economy is balmy
But don’t blame me cuz I voted for Romney

[Chorus]
I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place
I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face
My friends all know that I’m cool
I been this way since high school
Cause life’s never been sweeter
When you’re just a cake eater

[Chorus]
I’ve got Ferrari’s, Maserati’s, drive all over the place
I drink Martini’s, never seen these looks all over their face
My friends all know that I’m cool
I been this way since high school
Cause life’s never been sweeter
When you’re just a cake eater
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Alex Frecon

Alex Frecon

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