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Batman Lyrics by Alex Schor

2024

[Intro]
(Damn, M)

[Chorus]
Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)
I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)
Driving on the line I take up two lanes
Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains
Woah, I need a new brain
'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing
Batmobile spit out the blue flames
If you're not committing arson brodie you lame

[Verse]
Make a diss track on my grandpa, he a geezer
I'm a Family Guy the way she gripping on my Peter
Damn you got me saying, "Ooh baby" like I'm Bieber
Mom, this is bread why'd you put it in the freezer?
Don't hold the door for the guy behind mе (Uh uhh)
Remember back in P.E. I did thе high knees (Uh uhh)
After class my teacher would come and find me
Then he whip out his willy and it was tiny, woah (Yuh)
Ayy what the freak you know about an origin story?
In line for food, 20 people were before me
This the only time I saw a burger and got horny
2 a.m. and I'm feeling like I'm the dark knight
Snitch on that boy, gave him a ticket he can't park right
If she's bad, I'll get drunk and start up a bar fight
Yeah that booty big but I'm tryna see what them farts like

[Chorus]
Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)
I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)
Driving on the line I take up two lanes
Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains
Woah, I need a new brain
'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing
Batmobile spit out the blue flames
If you're not committing arson brodie you lame

[Chorus]
Ho I'm Batman, treat me like I'm Bruce Wayne (Yah)
I just saw a jew and threw him loose change (Woah)
Driving on the line I take up two lanes
Thought I had to fart now I got poop stains
Woah, I need a new brain
'Cause I can not comprehend being your boo thing
Batmobile spit out the blue flames
If you're not committing arson brodie you lame
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About “Batman” by Alex Schor

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