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MONK Lyrics by Alice Longyu Gao

Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire

2022

[Intro]
I'd love to hang out with my friends
But if I leave my house, I will get nothing done
I vacuum my carpet and fold my laundry
Keeping my space clean reduces the risk of triggering my depression
I no longer enjoying drinking and smoking
I look silly when I am drunk
And I'd like to be calm

[Verse 1]
Inside my head, English voice
Inside my heart, English boys
Drowning in this English noise
Drowning in this (Woah)
Hey I turn off my AC
Don't waste electricity
I am sweating in the dark
Sweating in the dark

[Pre-Chorus]
La-la-la-la, happy Alice
She is drinking rich bitch juice
Hahaha, you don't know me
I am emo just like you

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Climate change, ah
Ah, ah
World War III, ahh

[Verse 2]
I just got a call from Grandma
She is worried about me
She says, "You need to get married"
"Have a kid and family"
Grandma, grandma can't you see?
I'm a fucking prodigy
Grandma, grandma can't you see?
I am making history

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Climate change, ah
Ah, ah
World War III, ahh

[Interlude]
When people are surprised
They no longer say, "Oh my God"
They say, "Oh my G-A-O"

[Outro]
Ah, ah
I don't have health insurance
Ah, ah
I wish I was a monk

About “MONK” by Alice Longyu Gao

Read the complete lyrics to "MONK" by Alice Longyu Gao from the album "Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative, Speedcore, China.

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"MONK" is credited to Alice Longyu Gao. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"MONK" appears on "Let’s Hope Heteros Fail, Learn and Retire" in 2022.

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