[Intro]
Wakey fucking wakey, no eggs and bakey
Looks like you three turds are a little groggy, huh?
Might wanna wake up and continue your horrifically epic journey
Or do you wanna stay here and die?
[Verse 1: Lee Carver, Billy Obey, Joe Black]
Waking from a nightmare I still feel fried
I think we died and crossed over to the other side
Nope we're still alive, there goes Bill and Joe
Why the fuck your legs turn into tentacles yo
I don't know but you're not looking so hot yourself
(What you mean?) Ironically when you talk your face melts
Quiet! Shut up hеy you guys hear that
Don't be a drag do a dab of the tree sap
This high off onе hit can you two believe that
Shit turned the moon to a talking weed sack
What the fuck it's like we're stuck in outer space man
It had a funny taste I think that shit was laced man
It began to rain from stale clouds of smoke
That formed a three headed goat that spit ash when it spoke
The unholy power of the bag you invoke
Caused time and space in itself to corrode
[Chorus]
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff alternate dimension
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us (Where the fuck do we go?)
[Verse 2: Joe Black, Lee Carver, Billy Obey]
Can't see where I'm going and I'm staring to choke
Volcanoes coughing up second hand smoke
I'm hungry I'm high, I'm pretty sure I'm naked
Got smoke in my eye it's time to find the exit (Let's go)
Desperate as fuck and trapped in this place
Transported through a portal to this giant ass ashtray
And that ways a trap, shit maybe it's safe
Gotta convince my legs to even walk that way
I'd escape this place if I knew that I could
I burn a forest the way that I roll through these backwoods
Everything set ablaze but what I'm chiefing is good
Just smoked a gram that's one less G in the Hood
Damn sound won’t stop, it keeps growing louder
I wanna go home, eat and shower
Shits getting crazy we need to sober up
Do you guys hear that baby? (No) Fuck!
[Chorus]
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff alternate dimension
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
[Verse 3: Joe Black, Lee Carver]
That giant ass mushroom is actually a house
There's some dead guy in it screaming gibberish out his mouth
In an alternate dimension and this is where stay
We forgot to mention, it's the big homie Blaze!
[Verse 4: Blaze Ya Dead Homie]
Yo I don't even know where I'm at
One drag of necronomichron my eyes roll back
In my head gone off the dome straight up fried
Got me tripping balls like a sherm head off formaldehyde
Orange mushroom clouds fill the sky
From the smoke I expunge out the lungs and I rise
Probably paralyzed lost in a wasteland of sorts
A realm with three suns most everything is scorched
Now ashes cover almost everything I see
The day never changes 'cause the sun never leaves
Another hit of the spliff and I'm morphed
If you watch as my wings and my horns start to form
Into a Gryphanot, just a mythical beast
I am the king of creatures Necronomichron release
So peep game, some like a warning on a label
Smoking this shit might bring some life to your fables
[Chorus]
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff, alternate dimension
Oh shit, forgot to mention
One hit of the spliff alternate dimension
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
You know you wanna smoke with us
[Outro]
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