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Jon, a thon; Weiner Lyrics by Alleen Plains

Cassette #2 (Opiate Sessions 02/03/23)

2025

[Verse]
Oh hey now, hey now
Hello
Have you ever heard of the story of Jonathon Weiner?
Oh no I have not
Very sad fellow
Oh
Came to a very unfortunate end
Oh now did he, oh
Oh you haven't heard?
No
Well let me tell you then
Ok, sure
Sit back and listen
Sto—
The banker couldn't deposit the flowers
He had a hard time even planting the tree
What comes in types of two
Will come in types of three
And just maybe maybe you'll make it back in time for a cup of of tea
Lemon Ginger
Where did the winter go?
-d time even planting the tree

About “Jon, a thon; Weiner” by Alleen Plains

Read the complete lyrics to "Jon, a thon; Weiner" by Alleen Plains from the album "Cassette #2 (Opiate Sessions 02/03/23)" in 2025. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under In English, Indie Pop, Lo-Fi.

"Jon, a thon; Weiner" is performed by Alleen Plains. from the album "Cassette #2 (Opiate Sessions 02/03/23)" in 2025 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Jon, a thon; Weiner", explore more songs by Alleen Plains using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Jon, a thon; Weiner" is credited to Alleen Plains. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Jon, a thon; Weiner" appears on "Cassette #2 (Opiate Sessions 02/03/23)" in 2025.

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