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​bar tale Lyrics by ​alybob

My Mind

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Knick-knack
Patty wack
Guess I'm alone
I just got my heart broke over the phone
Said I was too typical, too basic
But there you were everyday wearing your ASICS
Saw your friends at the bar downtown
You were there drinking all of the rounds
Talking to a girl but you looked da-da-da-drunk
Couldn't keep your balance
Slurring words like a bum
Your buddies had to pull you up off the girl and
That's when I knew i was happy you weren't my world
I could spot your body dancing in a crowd
Screaming at the waitress way too loud
You want another drink but you've been turned down
If your momma saw you she wouldn't be too proud

Mirror mirror on the wall
Loser on the bar crawl
Puking your guts out dooping in the bathroom stall
Not even sorry what you did to me
True colors baby now I see
Some woman performing pulled you up on stage
Doesn't even know you are like a third of her age
Trying to kareoke but you can't coordinate
Sober or not you can't communicate
Looking on your phone like you're stone cold
Waiting for your Uber to come take you home
Suddenly you pass out on the table
But then expect to make sure your vitals are stable
He's out
He's out
He's out
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About “​bar tale” by ​alybob

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"​bar tale" is credited to ​alybob. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"​bar tale" appears on "My Mind".

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