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What If I Like It Lyrics by Alyse Alan Louis

Pretty Filthy

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BECKY
You only get $7.20 an hour working the weekend shift at Hardee’s
And my boyfriend is the only boy in town who isn’t a total jerk
And most girls give blowjobs to boys they barely know at college parties
And most adults in this town are making meth or out of work
My mom won’t let up with her shit
My principal keeps staring at my tits
And that’s not even the half of it, no
One day you wake up and you realize there’s this other girl inside you
Who chats online with men who were old before she was even born
And these people you can talk to from around the world to guide you
Well there’s one thing they have in common
They watch porn
The guys on the other side of the screen
Say I’m the most amazing that they’ve seen
Of course, when you’re just seventeen
It’s wrong, it’s wrong, it’s so wrong
But what if I like it?
What if i want it?
What if I really, really like it?
What if I need it?
What if I feel it
Making me special and extraordinary now?
BOBBY
Here’s the thing about porn
I’ve been watching it forever
And I know about having sex
From watching it on the screen
This is America
This is the land of the free
You’ve got a cock, you’ve got a pussy
You can do anything
‘Cause porn is free, porn is free
It makes you free!
BECKY
If mom found out, she’d lock me up
She’d never understand
This is a new world, a new time
I’ve gotta be the future
I can be a star while I’m still young
BOBBY
And to our fans
We love to know that you’re watching
We know you’re stuck fucking just one person
One boring person for the rest of your life
But you know you can watch us
You can watch us fuck the world!
BECKY
You only get one chance to make it
To be a different kind of porn star
And soon those men will pay
Just for the privilege of watching me
And at the porn awards, the fans will stand in long lines just to see me
I’ll live inside their fantasies
There’s something real inside of me
I don’t want to be nobody
I’m free, I’m free, I’m free!
And when I get there
To California
I’ll be a porn star
That’s what I’m born for
So what if I like it?
So what if I like it?
So what if I want it?
So what if I really, really, need it?
I’m special and extraordinary
You only get $7.20 an hour working the weekend shift at Hardee’s
Credits
Alyse Alan Louis

Alyse Alan Louis

About “What If I Like It” by Alyse Alan Louis

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"What If I Like It" appears on "Pretty Filthy".

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