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You’re a Douchebag, Mr. Grinch Lyrics by ​an Unkindness

YouTube Exclusives

2012

[Verse 1]
You're a douchebag, Mr. Grinch
You're pulling quite a stunt
You're as rancid as Pierce Morgan
That disease-infested cunt, Mr. Grinch
On second thought you're
Not as bad as Pierce Morgan
[Verse 2]
You're a dipshit, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's a pig's asshole
Your brain's full of used tampons
You've got smegma in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't fuck you with an
11-and-3-quarter-inch meat pole
[Verse 3]
You're an asshat, Mr. Grinch
You have lesions on your skin
You have all the warmth and compassion
Of a republican, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd almost take the republican
[Verse 4]
You're a scrotum, Mr. Grinch
You're a wussy, pussy bitch
You stuff kittens in your asshole
You drink sewage from the ditch, Mr. Grinch
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Twit! Twat! Twut?"
[Verse 5]
You're a puss-bag, Mr. Grinch
You think Santorum is a sauce
If douchebag's an occupation
Then you, sir, are the boss, Mr. Grinch
Your soul is morally comparable to the
Self-absorbed Facebook status of some mindless
Attention whore making that horrible duck-face
Wearing obnoxious pink lip gloss
[Verse 6]
I confess now, Mr. Grinch
That I kind of like your style
The way that you just take things
Seems to really make me smile, Mr. Grinch
You're an abominably horrendous entity
Whose every deed is loathsome, but then
We all are once in a while
Credits
​an Unkindness

​an Unkindness

About “You’re a Douchebag, Mr. Grinch” by ​an Unkindness

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