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Yonkers (Remix) Lyrics by Andrew Auernheimer

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[Verse 1: Streiver]
Hey yo... I got to go first, don't I?
(ATG: Yeah you do)
Fuck it...Yo!
Lyrical, spiritual, psychotic criminal, lonesome individual
Diving headfirst in some pussies like it's a swimming pool
Don't take this shit personal, when it gets too graphic
I'm OG (?) without Viagra with a twenty-six inch dick
Playing with Rihanna's clit, I'll start ripping
The nipple rings off her tits
Fuck guns at this point, I'd rather backhand a bitch
Get some bread and lettuce and use her to make a sandwich
Raping all the virgins that praised abstinence
Funny how people always thought I was a normal person, guess again
I'll shoot up rat poison, in France I'll drop bombs
Terrbile Trouble have been known to Eiffel Tower peoples' moms
It's no contest, there's no correspondence
To me provoking violence, it's best to get me off the streets
Cause I'm more dangerous than ninety-five percent of convicts
(Happy Halloween!)
[Verse 2: Andrew Auernheimer]
I'm just a cracker living in the master suite of a cheap hotel
Paranormal spirits casting spells over my abnormal mind
Welcome to primetime bitch, me, Sticky and Twitch
Spitting shit over a Tyler beat so take a seat
And hear this story of mine
It started in a house similar to yours with untouched slamming doors
And flying knives, we feared for our lives
But no matter how much we begged and cried
The Horseman without a head wouldn't leave us alone, so we moved
But he followed instead of going back to Sleepy Hollow
It sucked, but never swallowed
For so long we just allowed the ghost of slave owners
Mind-fuck us with ghost boners, grabbing crucifixes
And beating us to a twist with it, Jehovah's Witnesses
Witnessed it, and blamed evil spirits and never appeared
And pretended not to hear it
It ended poorly, I've been possessed
Tell my parents that I'm sorry
And I confess I've done no wrong
Except take a hit from the Devil's bong
(coughing)
...Word
[Verse 3: ATG]
I'm starting to feel sick again
Screw everyone around me, I hope you take offense against me, bitch
I've been suspended, don't even know what was being attempted
Suspense takes hold of my stomach, my appendix is exploding
As I get down from all that's connected, next thing you know I'm floating
Penis erected, flexing, messing with all these crazy thoughts
Hope they get accepted, fuck it kiss my nuts as I reflect
The shit that passes through my cranium
I'm insane, mixed with rage, but I ain't even feeling one
I'm just a weird kid that you see on the block
Steady like a rock, who can strike at anytime so keep your doors locked
I'm a witch, watch me fly
I'm a hippie, watch me high
I'm a baby, watch me cry
I'm a dictator, now watch the world fry
I don't even know what to do no more
Kind of like global warming taking over, ask Al Gore
Shit...that was bad but I don't care
Don't be scared, I keep these feelings locked inside a prayer
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Andrew Auernheimer

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