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Who’s The Thief? Lyrics by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Tim Rice

Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Original Soundtrack Album (Original Cast Recording)

1999

[Narrator]
When the brothers were ready to go
Joseph turned to them all with a terrible stare and said
[Joseph, Narrator & Ensemble]
No! No! No! No! No!
Stop!
[Joseph]
You robbers - your little number's up
One of you has stolen my precious golden cup
[Narrator]
Joseph started searching through his brothers' sacks
Everyone was nervous, no one could relax
[Ensemble]
Who's the thief? Who's the thief?
[Narrator & Ensemble]
Is it Reuben? No!
Is it Simeon? No!
Is it Naphtali? No!
Is it Dan? No!
Is it Asher? No!
Is it Issachar? No!
Is it Levi? No!
Who's the man? No!
Is it Zebulun? No!
Is it Gad? No!
Is it Judah? No!
Is it him?
[Ensemble]
Could it be? Could it be?
Could it be?
[Narrator]
Could it possibly bе Benjamin?
[Ensemble]
Yes! Yes! Yеs!
[Joseph]
Benjamin, you nasty youth!
Your crime has shocked me to the core
Never in my whole career
Have I encountered this before
Guards, seize him! Lock him in a cell
Throw the keys into the Nile as well
[Narrator]
Each of the brothers fell to his knees
[Brothers]
Show him some mercy, oh mighty one please
He would not do this, he must have been framed
Jail us and beat us, we should be blamed
[Ensemble]
La la la la, la la la la
La la la la, la la la la
Credits
Andrew Lloyd Webber

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Tim Rice

Tim Rice

About “Who’s The Thief?” by Andrew Lloyd Webber

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