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I’m Not Capable of Having a Relationship Lyrics by Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman And His Grandmother

2013

- All I wanted to say is that.. That.. *laughter* (is that what?) That when I go out with the guy (yeah), for more than one time (yeah), I'm not looking for a relationship but I-I-I-I want some nice times with the guy and I just don't want him to.. Uh.. Think that I just do it for the sex part. (Uh) You know. And I want the person to like me and my personality and..
- Are you saying that to-to me?
- I'm saying that in general (in general?), I'm sure you're not in for just the sex, I hope you're not..
- It's better, in fact I am into that a lot of the time, yes. Like after a performance and I meet people, umm.
- Like a [?]
- Sure! You know, like (yea) at the performance it's great, and then like, I always like to meet new people after performance (yea), and a lot (yea) of the time it happens, it makes you very happy. Or like after performance girls realise that I'm only in talent for a day (yea). And that's all there's gonna be to it (yea).
- I just hope you don't have anything.
- What do you mean "don't have anything"?
- A [?] or something, I don't know.
- A what?
- Have a.. disease..
- Why do you say that?
- Well listen, if you're meetin' all these people..
- I haven't had sex since New York. No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I haven't had sex for just before I.. umm.. found out I had that thing
(yea). And I was [?] and I haven't had sex since, so I don't have anything. What are you talking about? I don't go around screaming around the lot, you know, but it is something like, when my friend and I go on the road, we always hope to meet girls arter performance (yea), groupies types, yeah. And it's really fun!
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