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Clyde Lyrics by Needlepeen

Dick Tears

2023

Stupid little piss baby
Think you can talk to me like that?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
How dare you, Clyde!
We wrote this song about you
Clyde, you're a dumbass robot causing trouble again
Your circuits are faulty, you never seem to comprehend
You glitch and malfunction, driving me insane
I can't believe I'm stuck with you, it's such a pain
Um, add a cool beat here
Fuck. Yeah
Also, keep this in because it'll be funny
Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster
Every moment with you is a mini-assater
Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through
I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you
Add another cool solo here, [?]
Also keep this in again cause this will be funny
You beep and you bloop, always in the wrong way
You mess up everything, causing delays
You have no feelings, no empathy inside
Just a dumbass robot, I can't abide
Same thing here
Uh, I'm just doing this to extend the runtime
Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster
Every moment with you is a mini-assater
Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through
I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you
[?] Guitar solo here
I'm tired
In a world of advanced technology and precision
You're a reminder of everything gone wrong, a derision
I'm tired of your errors, your constant blunders
I wish I could replace you with something better
Oh, Clyde, you're a mechanical disaster
Every moment with you is a mini-disaster
Fuck, you're a dumbass robot, through and through
I'm counting down the days 'til I'm rid of you
So here's the end of our dysfunctional bond
I'll find a better companion far be far beyond
You'll be a distant memory, a chapter to close
Goodbye, Clyde, dumbass robot that I loathe
And now, a feature from Andy's Oldies himself
Andy: Don't you be a slob!
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Needlepeen

Needlepeen

About “Clyde” by Needlepeen

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"Clyde" appears on "Dick Tears" in 2023.

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