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Milk & cookies Lyrics by ​angelmortis

2022

[Verse 1]
Christmas time is here, how could anything go wrong
It is Christmas Eve, so exciting, so put this song on
Jam out just a little til I'm tired, go to sleep
Wake up in the morning and then check my tree
Cannot fall asleep because my mind is wide awake
It is stirring with the thoughts of Santa visiting me
Must've dozed off cause there's light shining through
Get my slippers on and run out, can't believe that it's true
[Pre-Chorus]
Santa came, Santa came, he left some gifts
Left a little note that says Merry Christmas
[Chorus]
Can you maybe get your mother's number for me
Thank you very much for the milk and cookies
Open up a present, it's a diamond ring
Mom, have you and Santa been hooking up, oh jeez
Santa is my stepdad and I had no clue
Guess it makes sense cause I found his jacket in your room
What does Mrs clause think about all this
Mom said they have an open relationship
[Verse 3]
Can I go visit the north pole please
It has always been my number one dream
I wanna meet the elves that make my toys
Creating a whole lot of the Christmas joy
Let me tag along or I'll tell dad
I'm willing to bet, he will get real mad
He did not agree to the package deal
Bet his head explodes when he learns you let Santa Claus feel
[Pre-Chorus]
Santa came, Santa came, he left some gifts
Left a little note that says Merry Christmas
[Chorus]
Can you maybe get your mother's number for me
Thank you very much for the milk and cookies
Open up a present, it's a diamond ring
Mom, have you and Santa been hooking up, oh jeez
Santa is my stepdad and I had no clue
Guess it makes sense cause I found his jacket in your room
What does Mrs clause think about all this
Mom said they have an open relationship
[Bridge]
Dad found out and he is real mad
Better run away before he finds your pad
Break open your doors like the big bad wolf
Once he walks in, he's incredible hulk
[Breakdown]
Run away while you still can
Have the elves build an iron man
Gonna need a lot of defenders
If he breaks your walls, you will end up in the dirt
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