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Happy holidays you bastards Lyrics by Anhero

Monkey Christmas Album.

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Its Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
Its labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hot dogs
And he's shit shit shitting his pants
He's always fucking shitting his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll nеver talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll nevеr talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
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"Happy holidays you bastards" appears on " Monkey Christmas Album.".

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