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Mario vs Sonic (Cartoon Rap War!) Lyrics by Animation Rewind

2020

[Sonic]
The time has come, the time is here
Two rivals, one winner, with nothing left to spare!
I got my pal Tails & Shadow on my side. (yeah)
You're stuck with your brother, & some fat snide!
[Mario]
It's-a-me Mario, here's my innuendo!
Your'a reject Sonic, too slow for Nintendo!
You think got a good chance against me Mr. Video Game?
Show me one of your titles without feeling shame!
[Tails]
Watch your step plumbers, (yeah) you've come unprepared!
If you combine your IQs to compared to me you'll still bе impaired!
(yeah) I'm a mechanical gеnius, you can't even fix a pipe
You're so illiterate, you failed to teach kids how to type!
[Luigi]
You're a fox who isn't sly, your face makes me cry!
Keep simping for Sonic, and watch your life go dry!
Blood is thicker than water, and Mario is my bro!
You only care for Sonic because he made you his Hoe!
[Shadow]
None of you could handle the hedge, hopeless from my edge!
My name is Shadow, but I can see the light
You three are so fat & blind, this isn't even a fight!
One shot from my Glock & you'll all say night-night!
[Wario]
I'm-a fat but that's great, stop trying to hate!
Sure I'm lethargic, but it's worth all the garlic!
I'm a King, a Boss, and a Gaming CEO
All of you are rodents without any flow!
[Sonic]
You say we don't have a flow, but that's just gotta be a joke!
Your double chin is so big, when you rap, you choke!
I can run in circles around all day long!
You're so fat you can't even see your own small dong!
[Mario]
Fat jokes & dong jokes? That's the best you can do?
I knew you were childish, but I didn't think you were two!
Paramount worked so hard on making you a movie
Too bad no Sonic game could end up just as groovy
[Tails]
Thanks for admitting that our movie was great!
Your movie made my brain deflate!
That movie was a mess, even for its age
I would mock your time with Phillips, but for now, I'll disengage!
[Luigi]
Too afraid to bring up Phillips? What's wrong with CDI?
Sure the game was weak, but its memes were worth the try
You gotta help us! We made Lotsa Spaghetti!
If you come near me, I'll turn you into confetti!
[Shadow]
Turn us into confetti? This Mario Party is over
I'm gonna beat you so hard, that you're gonna feel hungover
You three got the facial hair of ugly hipsters
Our rhymes are so good, that's you could consider us quipsters
[Wario]
Drop the old English and learn some new bars
Your edge is not cool, it's gross like cigars!
You think you're strong but you don't have sass
Tell me how it feels to taste my fat @$$
[Sonic]
We collect rings, and you collect coins!
Get ready to be kicked right inside the groins!
(yeah) You like to jump, (yeah) we like to run!
Your game is so boring and our game is fun!
[Mario]
You claim Super Mario is boring? Now you're straight-up lying!
You're in some of my games, the Olympics in specifying!
That was Nintendo, so stop being Prentendo!
I still own a console, you're paying me rent
SEGA can't publish a Switch game without my consent!
(consent, consent)
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Animation Rewind

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