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B.M.G. Academy Lyrics by Anna Erhard

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[Verse 1]
\nI've got a friend who's in the Blue Man Group
\nAnd financially, he's doing good
\nHe's one of the few well paid musicians
\nWith a stable work position
\n
\n[Verse 2]
\nAnd I don't wanna spread a new conspiracy
\nBut he went to the Blue Man Group academy
\nThey gave him a place to live in New York for free
\nSounds like a cult to me
\n
\n[Refrain]
\nHe's got two tickets for the show tonight
\nBut I don't really wanna go, do I?
\nPlease, bless me with a good excuse
\n'Cause I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\n
\n[Verse 3]
\nIt used to be just three bald dudes
\nPlaying beats on a loop banging on tubеs
\nAnd now it seems to be a worldwide business
\nThе Blue Man Group is suspicious
\n
\n[Refrain]
\nHe's got two tickets for the show tonight
\nBut I don't really wanna go, do I?
\nSo please, bless me with a good excuse
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nSo why would you make
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nNot sure I could take it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nI can't make it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\n
\n[Verse 4]
\nChildren are forced to go there with their school
\nAnd the teacher makes them brainstorm in groups
\nBut it's just a few dudes banging on tubes
\n
\n[Verse 5]
\nWell, I'm not in school anymore
\nAnd my parents are not in town
\nNo, I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\n
\n[Verse 6]
\nWhy are they blue anyway?
\nMust be praying to the blue overlord all day
\nPreparing to receive his vision
\nThe Blue Man Group is suspicious
\n
\n[Refrain]
\nHe's got two tickets for the show tonight
\nBut I don't really wanna go, do I?
\nPlease, bless me with a good excuse
\n'Cause I don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\n
\n[Chorus]
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nSorry, can't make it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nDon't think I could take it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nThe Blue Man Group might be no good
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nSo please, don't make me
\n
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nWhat if the group's no good?
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nNot sure I could take it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nPlease, don't make me
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nWhat if the group's no good?
\n
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nI think the Blue Man Group might be no good
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nI'm sorry, can't make it
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nThe Blue Man Group might be no good
\nI don't wanna see the Blue Man Group
\nI'm sorry, can't make it\n\n
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Anna Erhard

Anna Erhard

About “B.M.G. Academy” by Anna Erhard

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