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Doctor 1:
We have a situation in the ER today
A little baby boy has just lost his penis
It's gone
The penis is gone
Doctor 2:
Where did it go
Doctor 1:
I don't know
It's gone
Doctor 2:
Did you talk to his mom
Talk to his mom
Tell her that her son's penis is no longer on
Doctor 1, Doctor 2:
The penis is gone
Doctor 1:
Ma'am you may wish to sit down for this
Mom:
Please tell me sir what's happened to my son
Doctor 1:
Ma'am stay calm we have a little situation
Something went wrong in the circumcision
Mom:
But his life's just begun
Doctor 1:
Yes I know!
But the penis is gone
Mom:
My god you've ruined his life
Doctor:
There was an accident in the procedure
We attempted to burn off the foreskin but we were too eager
Mom:
Why not use a knife
Doctor 1:
It's not that simple miss!
Mom:
How will he piss
How will he live
Doctor 2:
Do not distress
We'll comp the less
Here are some pamphlets that I can give
Mom:
How crazy lives can turn around without warning
How could I know your sausage stick would cook this morning
How could I let your future spoil
All this money preventing my migraines grew swollen [?]
I take a live to give you back what they have stolen
I knew we should have used a mohel
Doctor 1, Doctor 2, Mom:
What an unfortunate act
That his foreskin was forsaken
What should have been a simple and innocuous operation
Has seen unforeseen, heed a complication
Doctor 1:
What could we have done
Doctor 2:
Done done done
Doctor 1, Doctor 2, Mom:
The penis is
Mom:
The penis is
Doctor 1:
The penis the penis the penis is
Doctor 2:
The penis is
Doctor 1, Doctor 2, Mom:
Gone

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