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Pyramid Scheme Lyrics by Annie LeMasters

Cough Syrup

2024

[Verse 1]
I stalked your Strava, seems like you’re doing well
Shouldn’t have gotten that haircut though
Kissed any girls lately, that’s nice
I can’t say the same, except for your brother in May
He’s playing soldier, and he screwed me over
I hope he’s happy where ever he is
Sorry I’ll shut my fat mouth, you were better than him
But still below average
[Chorus]
You’re breaking out, and you joined a pyramid scheme
I’m playing clubs in a little black dress, lеarned to talk sweet
You’re still good looking I guess
But my friеnds disagree
You’re selling knives, like a dumb adolescent
Your mother’s so proud, and I laughed when I said it
My brother, he saw you out at Chipotle last week
Which means you’re still around, funny you haven’t seen me
[Verse 2]
I saw a geriatric cyclist in town
I thought it was you on your bike going out
‘Cause I’m just observant like that
It’s a joke, you can laugh now
Wonder if you still ride down to the levee
I wanted to go there but you gatekeep heavy
If I hadn’t lost it and left you
I wonder where we’d be
Some day I’ll geoguess my way into your secret spots
Ride out to the Everglades try not to get lost
I’ll find the place where they used to keep rockets
And photograph the spray paint with God in my pocket
[Chorus]
You’re breaking out, and you joined a pyramid scheme
I’m playing clubs in a little black dress, learned to talk sweet
You’re still good looking I guess
But my friends disagree
You’re selling knives, like a dumb adolescent
Your mother’s so proud, and I laughed when I said it
My brother, he saw you out at Chipotle last week
Which means you’re still around, funny you haven’t seen me
[Bridge]
Once in a blue moon
I wonder what you’re like now
You haven’t changed, do you think that I’m missing out
But Maia reminds me how I went insane on the come down (come down, come down, come down)
But I think you should know
That the song I sing most
In the club with the label guys and drinks and nice clothes
Is a song about you and how I never felt I looked pretty
When you were on me (when you were on me)
[Chorus]
You’re breaking out, and you joined a pyramid scheme
I’m playing clubs in a little black dress, learned to talk sweet
You’re still good looking I guess
But my friends disagree
You’re selling knives, like a dumb adolescent
Your mother’s so proud, and I laughed when I said it
My brother, he saw you out at Chipotle last week
Which means you’re still around, funny you haven’t seen me
Credits
Annie LeMasters

Annie LeMasters

About “Pyramid Scheme” by Annie LeMasters

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"Pyramid Scheme" appears on "Cough Syrup" in 2024.

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