(This is an NG Exclusive)
[Verse 1, Droid]
Got the motherfuckin' cube!
Ain't no Xbox, bitch
Not no PS-Triple, ain't no Nintendo Switch
It's the cube!
With the mini-disc!
Got that handle, keep it on me
Fuck you talkin' bout bitch?
I got the cube!
I ain't playin' games, only makin' money
Catch me back at the dollar store, mackin' on your honey
Got the cube!
Got me feelin' good, always feelin' lovey
When they see I got the cube, they always try to take it from me
Got the cube! (I have the cube)
Oh, you hard. (Oh, you hard!)
I got that Mario Kart -- Lamborghini Gallard!
Got the cube!
You's a bitch! (You's a bitch!)
Go and play your Xbox with the full-sized shit!
[Droid & maxxjamez]
I got the cube!
[Verse 2, maxxjamez]
No tesseract
I'm talkin' GameCube baby, we get into that
Sunshine, Mario, I'm playin' that
Okay, Super Smash Bros. Melee, I'm slayin' that
The way I start shit differently you'd think I'm holdin' Z on 'em
The way I spin that block you'd think I'd turned my GameCube on
I'm Double Dashin', don't try to stop me
I'm in Luigi's Mansion, tryna [?]
Okay, straight kickin' shit like we Strikers in this bitch
Okay, multi-colored diamonds look like Pikmin on my wrist
Okay, this ain't Mario Party we ain't celebratin' shit
You not solid people bruh, you snakey then a bitch
But switch gears before there's metal in your head
How you gonna talk shit if you already dead, huh?
Zip your fuckin' mouth bruh I don't care 'bout what you said, huh
You can keep your gay box, I'll play my cube instead, bruh
[Verse 3, calebcarnell]
They cannot sell me like I was a Motion Plus (that's the wrong console!)
He can get unplugged, bro I ain't playin' with your son
You ain't seen this color, man, that's a 1 of 1. (1 of 1!)
Pushin' like Pro Skater (3!), call me Tony Hawk
They be wastin' land, I'd rather take shit Underground
I'm too nice with the moves, I'll leave the shadows passin' out, boy
Hit 'em with a dash, now I can't be found
All y'all niggas sons to me, like bitch look at my Chao, uh
I'm swingin' webs, like a movie: Spiderman
Yeah, I'm crossin' animals while plantin' flowers with my hand
I ain't comin' over, your bum ass got PlayStation (what the fuck?)
I have to Hit and Run and head back home for some Pikmin
I'm up and early, 'bout to play some Kirby
Keep your dingy Xbox hands away, your shit ain't worthy
I know that you ain't with it, tell Zelda come and get it
I'm dunkin' all you niggas from the street, and I ain't missin'
[Verse 4, heyopc]
Yeah, I got that cube!
With the GBA Player!
Nine times from the back, like a PGA player!
Call me Olimar, I've got like 100 children
Throw her to the side when I'm done like she Pikmin
Call that red-head with the [?], she wild huh? (Oh, she Daisy, huh?)
Pimp slide in that Baby Park, and I'm goin' crazy (Go crazy, huh)
I'm slappin' skin like it's Jungle Beat, got the donkey cock (got the donkey dick!)
Yeah, Gameshark, I'm all in her slot rearrangin' shit
Yeah, I'm all up in her box
I'm in her cube
I don't fuck with stinky bitches playin' PlayStation 2
With a Samus lookin' ho, talkin' Zero Suit
Mario Sunshine... She's wet. (Dude!!!)
[Verse 5, blaconator(?)]
G-A-M-E C-U-B-E
I got so many games they hit the ceiling!
I play it all the time it's just my instinct!
I beat Super Monkey Ball 2 in one evening!
Believe me, it's easy!
Don't make me repeat it!
I don't got no memory card so it'll just delete it!
Delete it? Delete it!
It'll just delete it!
If your console don't have memory cards it'll delete it!
Shoutsout to GameCube
Shoutsout to Nintendo
I'm playin super Metroid Prime [?]
I can beat [?], even Soul Caliber 2
If we playin' Melee, then I'm gonna win!
My friends were playin' Halo, I was playin Jungle Beat!
I had the bongo drums and they was makin' fun of me!
How the Xbox good, but they don't got Donkey Kong?
I can write a book 'bout how this consoles troubling!
[Verse 6, Cyranek(?)]
Call me GameCube, cuz you know I've got a handle on it
Living room, center piece, all upon the mantle on it
Plug in that tube TV
Red, white, yellow, switch to channel 3
Super Smash Bros., come get a piece of me
Gettin' wavedashed, the cube is all you see
Like damn, I'm always playin' it
Rockin' WaveBird so I got range on it (got some range!)
Halfway 'cross the house, but I ain't leavin' it (hell nah!)
Cuz this ain't Dreamcast, this some real shit
I got sixteen blocks on memory card A!
I got sixteen blocks on memory card B!
Mad GameStop cash, no missing accessories
But grab that MadCatz controller, cuz you're fuckin' Player 3!
Sonic Heroes, cuz I love Big the Cat
Sonic Riders, cuz that ass is so fat
Sonic Adventure 2, now that's a work of art
Double Dash to the bathroom, call that Mario Shart
[Outro]
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