What is up Drama alert nation, I’m killer keemstar and let’s get RIGHT INTO THE NEWS
Sup you beautiful bastards hope your having a good Thursday welcome to the Phillip Defranco show let’s just jump into it!
GUESS WHO’S HERE MOTHERFUCKERS !
I AM NOT SORRY!
I am, the guy who’s gonna take you out, (Fuck you!), You have a tiny 2 inch penis, I have a giant footlong dick! You’ve never heard that rhyme, came out on my CD, nomadic verse my ass, bitch where you go? Austin, me and your mother are worried, where do you go at night? *Gasp* the gay club? What’s next? You gonna give a backrub and a blowjob to a slob blob named Bob whose associated with the mob? Conehead lookin like a corncob, can you hear me or is your ear still infected from the cum from when you got fucked in the ear like Meg Griffin, rapping fast like I’m trippin, I’m diggin and triggering
You don’t know what I would do if I got ahold of you, all you know is you won’t get out, alive
.as for you Kyler, yes I’m dissing you again, the doctor will see you now, Dr.Amigo is in, Dr.Amigo has been, waiting for you to drink gin, so he can stick his dick in, side your heterosexual twin, time for the track to begin, more beef than a burger from Burger King, I use Google you use Bing, ooh shit did that sting? Broke your box spring cause you were masturbating, wishing you were dating, (Tony!)
You don’t know what I would do if I got ahold of you, all you know is you won’t get out, alive
Here I am degrading and hating, creating songs for people who are frustrated, like me when I dated Emma, like when I hated her, y’all PG, I’m r rated, updated and celebrated, about to go across the globe, Aliens about to probe you, ask you questions like an interview, time for me to break through, used to substitute swears with sound effects, but now I’m back to dissing my ex and having more and more sex, more projects, fuck safe sex, you gave oral sex, ya, you are all erect ya, you’ll remember these events ya, i have no regrets ya, you are a reject ya, i have no respect for ya, ah, aw, awe, blah, chicks unhook their bras, this rap has no flaws, me and my dawgs, bout to maul ya, when you get kicked in the balls, all you’ll fucking do is bawl
You don’t know what I would do if I got ahold of you, all you know is you won’t get out alive
But back to Austin, who thinks he’s (A4) awesome, I suggest you speak with caution before you end up in a coffin, I’m not even exhausted. This dis is the only thing about you that won’t be forgotten, Underneath, my dreams, all the streams, all us teens, I’m an insult machine, bitch please, I’m the bees knees, rhymes so fast, your gonna flash freeze, YOU DISPLEASE ME! SEND HIM TO THE RANCOR PIT, IT WILL KILL YOU BIT BY BIT, IT WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, THINGS ARE LOOKING SUPER GRIM, LIKE WITH EMINEM AND KIM, EXCEPT YOU ARE NOT SLIM, YOUR OVERWEIGHT, YOU MASTURBATE AND YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE GOOD MUSIC OR GOOD MOVIES OR GOOD STORIES, PRETTY SOON I’LL BE PICKING UP YOUR BODIES, OH BOY IT WILL BE GORY, HOW’S THIS FOR A TRASH SERIES?
You don’t know what I would do if I got ahold of you, all you know is you won’t get out, alive
Now I’ve got a few theories on why your so severely a piece of shit now, listen closely, was your mother raped to make you? Maybe your real parents left you? Or maybe your adopted family hates you? Do you have a step dad who treats his other kids better than you? Does he burn you with the cigarettes your real dad went to pick up? Or maybe when you were a kid a truck hit your pup? Maybe your mom went through another break up and she treats you like shit? Maybe you went for a check up and the doctor touched you? Maybe your babysitter made you wear makeup when he preformed hardcore BDSM on you? Maybe your dad sees being gay as taboo? Maybe you meta wandering jew out of the blue and he tried talking to you only to try to make you hate your family? Maybe these are things a therapist should look into. But they can’t, cause your family has a legacy to live up to? They already have to hide the truth about you, that your gay, you like men, you like dick, that you hung out with Ben, and that your allowed to brush your teeth well your stepmom showers, cause she don’t have to worry about you wanting to tap her
You don’t know what I would do if I got ahold of you, all you know is you won’t get out , alive
Cause you won’t get out alive
No you won’t get out , alive
Bitch you won’t get out , alive
