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I GET SEX Lyrics by ​apandah

TRASHDAY

2019

[Intro]
This one goes out to all the ladies out there
I'm single at the moment and I require pussy
[Verse 1]
If there was a competition (Aye)
For who had the best sex (Sauce!)
I would win every fucking time
’Cause I have a chu— big dick (It's lit, it's lit, it’s lit)
It is so massive that I fuck— (Bars!) hit things with my boner when I walk
When people are in a raduis of me
They will get impaled by my cock
There I am at the CVS
About to grab some condoms for the sex (Uh)
I haven't met a girl who wants to fuck me, yet
But I think I'll just get a hooker (They are really cheap too)
So there I am in my moms Toyota
And I see a fat fucking whore-bra'd bitch (She's so fat)
Then she says for 40 bucks (Cha-ching)
She will grind on my dick (Ay, it's lit, it's lit, it's lit, it’s lit, it’s lit, it's lit, it’s lit, it's lit, it's lit, it's—)
So I let her do it anyway
She gives me the bomb head
I said "You should go to bed"
She’s like "I need money for heroin"
My dick feels a little itchy (Ouch, ouch)
It's actually my pubes (Ouch)
And now I got creps
And possibly aids
[Hook]
Aids, aids, aids, aids
I think I have aids
Aids, aids, aids, aids, aids
Yes, I have aids
Aids, aids, aids, aids
The hooker gave me aids
Aids, aids, aids, aids
Actually, no I don't
It's herpes
[Verse 2]
There I am about to fuck again
Haven't touched a pussy in a millenium
So I go on to Reddit for sex
And then all the women pile on top of me
Just kidding, they turn out to be guys
With bigger penises than me
But still, like Donald Trump's book
I still go with the blend
They slap their dick on my face
And their cum gets in my eyebrow
I don't even know how, but their sperm was launched into my brain
Ey
Credits
​apandah

​apandah

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"I GET SEX" appears on "TRASHDAY" in 2019.

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