[Intro]
Test, test, test, test, test
Uh, uh
Don’t tell anyone here I’ve never actually had a successful performance that was live in real life
Yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Streamer Awards
Aye, you’re just on time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, ‘cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
And we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
Welcome to the Streamer Awards
You’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with the Twitch Prime
Aye, ‘cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
Aye, we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
[Verse 1]
Uh, we got a room full of streamers
And they comin’ up to me like
Asking me, like, who the fuck I am
Aye, they’ve been ignoring me, they on your phones
Can’t you get them with the monitor?
They’re up on the cam, god damn
They just came up just to network
I’m just tryna shake my lil ass, make the thing twerk
Ain’t nobody give attention that I want
And that’s the reason that I’m goin’ off man, where I ain’t belongin’
[Verse 2]
And I got this shot on my left now, aye
Out there drinkin’, now we enterin’ the death now
Can you take a shot in the middle of your verse?
I don’t know, it’s off the top
Off the cuff, it ain’t rehearsed
People ain’t lookin’ at me, askin’ me just to get off
What’s the reason that you so upset during my set, doll?
Aye, can you just hit it with the Prime
While we turnin’ up online, aye, yeah
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, ‘cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
We don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch Prime)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
Yuh, we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch—)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
Yuh, we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch—)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
We don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch Prime)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
We don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch—)
[Verse 3]
People in the audience, they subbin’ with they phones
Now I need to see them phones out they pockets, yuh
Need a Twitch Prime on QT’s fucking stream right now
Yeah, I’m only bein’ honest
And the people in the chat know I, know I need a Prime
Right now too, don’t fool me, friends
Aye, if you fuckin’ nominate T-Pain instead of me
[?], this gon' be the end like
[Verse 4]
Yuh, wait, can I walk up on the stage?
People, they ain’t lookin’ at me, no, they [?] wasted
They lookin' on they phones, and they don’t fuck with me
I don’t give a damn, get drunk, [?]
Ain’t nobody left in the crowd fuck with me
I, I wonder what you wonder
Who listenin' this god damn jam playin’ in the background
Now why I ain't see you fuck around now
(Sub with Twitch Prime)
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
We don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch Prime)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
Yuh, we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
Uh, yeah, yeah
[Verse 5]
Now I’m feeling freaky
‘Cause I got that alcohol up in my system
Now I watch it while it move
Yeah, people they ain’t listenin’ to me
No, it don’t matter ‘cause I know that my sounds ain’t in tune
Yuh, now I need like y’all to put your hands up
If you really want, now, I dunno what you gonna do
What’s the reason ain’t nobody even lookin’ at me?
They can't hear me in this room, people love the soundproof
Don’t fuck with it though
[Verse 6]
Yuh, and I’m lovin’ it though
While I roll up to the last ever Streamer Awards show
That they don’t invite me in, ‘cause I’ve been drinkin’
Blacking out while I be performing, ain’t thinkin’
Woah, only 22, a deliquent
Wonder what I’ve done and what I did, I ain’t kiddin’
Now I gotta go back here resuming drinkin'
Got the chorus queued up in the distance
And it go down
[Chorus]
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
(Woo!) We don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
(Yeah, sub with Twitch Prime)
Welcome to the Streamer Awards, you’re just in time
This the part where I’m contractually obligated
To ask you to sub with Twitch Prime
Aye, yuh, babydoll
‘Cause you don’t wanna see a room full of millionaires cry
Yuh, we don’t get to start the orgy
‘Til we hit 1040 Twitch Primes
[Outro]
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(Wel—)
