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El Monstruo Lyrics by Asap Plea$e

Plea$ure

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Brush that pussy
Fuck it off like a catacomb
Goggles on my nut
Cause its swimming in ya dutty womb
Get on the floor
Mans tryna find the latitude
And if you fuckin tight
15 inches will me room

Coming up to a comedown
Better head up bum down
Bitch do you hear that sound
It's the rattlin of my grime crown
You playing hard to get now
Sending me 9 texts now
Yeah I know seen me around
Giving me eyes like give me a pound

No quid I mean a puss stomp
What I ever do wrong
I ain't a fan of this one
So looking for the next one

Batty happen to need slapping
And I'm a fucking volunteer
Call me king donner cause
Welcome to my reign, deer
Your mum's bare peng
Can we get her over here?
Bin you right off cause
I can smell some milf near

Send me bare emojis
Showin ‘em to my broskis
'hey I've shagged her before'
Yes I fucking know g
But please don't act
Like that ain't worked in the past
Asap just asking if
He can get some ass

Ass or arse
I ain't gonna fucking pass
On my prime fresh booty
Gonna get a bit sooty
Cause cock like a bonfire
I just don't get tired
Play my track and shots fired
Fam I'll make you retired

Better get your pension
Before the government takes it
Better get that bum
Before for another guy shes shaking
Actress in my bedroom
But I know she's never faking
Okay you got some jewels
But stop lying, you're a fake king
All my piss your taking
From these thick stacks, I'm making
Cunt are you just waking
No? You better start behaving

Chat shit, Get banged
As you do when in Rome
You gotta stop pretending
That your girl ain’t in my bone zone
You're fucking jokes
Thinking she ain't blowing up my phone
I'm in the fucking house
You keep watch, you tiny little garden gnome

Clart you in the noggin
Just to stop you from talking
Cause you’re ruining my chances
With all these gal before me

Beauty's in the eye
Of the girl, I just cummed on
Shut the fuck up
I can't tell if somethings wrong

Digitally spitting
Got my bars in gigabytes
Big up Davey Vuj
Man just tryna have a nice

Shafted you hard once
Not a chance I'm shafting twice
Sit down next to me and
Listen to my advice

Step off my girl
When she whining like Pinot
Fuck my peripherals
I ain't gonna Grigio

2 - don't send for asap
Cause I'll go on the attack
And once man done that
You ain't coming back

Watch plea$e bounce around
It's basically porn
Like Chris bludclaart martin
I'm back in form
Fuck Off KFC gravy
You know mans going corn
Shag the poon or the batty
Either way, it's getting torn
Hand on her waist
You can hear the waves break
You chat to her while I wee
Now I'm calling that a pisstake
Keep talking when I come back
That's a fuckin mistake
I'll just start fucking swinging
We'll see what my fist break
Get you in the nose
You can only smell my knuckle
Cut your eyebrow open
You deserve it, you fuckle
Uppercut to the jaw
And you're down for the count
But there’s no fuckin ref
So you're out when I say you’re out

Coming up on your radar
That I ain't gonna phase ya
I would get that checked out
Cause that just ain't okay, ya?

I seen off the biggest man
In Derbados
I deliver looking fresh
Just call me ASOS

In your ass breaking through
Like Shrek, somebody
You're like a flag on the floor
You really need some roddy

Tiny, tiny man
Getting roasted for my feast
Cunt you aren't the monster
I'm the fucking beast

About “El Monstruo” by Asap Plea$e

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"El Monstruo" appears on "Plea$ure".

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