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Dick Magnet Lyrics by Asbo Slipz

Hearworms

2019

I can feel it with my fingers, I can taste it on my tongue
There's something in my cranium that tells me something's very wrong
Roaring like the ocean, it's ringing in my ears and I'm
Looking for the exit, trying to find the way out of here
Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway 'less I find a way to get away
(Dick magnet) Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet) Inviting them to come and bother me
I saw this coming when you walked toward my chair
Tried to make myself invisible, to merge into the air
If I could have a super power I know that I would like
To be a six foot chameleon, a master of disguise
Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway 'less I find a way to get away
(Dick magnet) Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet) Inviting them to come and bother me
My eyes are glazing yeah I've lost the will to live
You won't stop talking, you're a fountain full of shit
I guess I'm too polite to tell you where to go so I'm
Contemplating suicide, hoping for an asteroid to
Take out the bar, take down the city
Anything to stop you and your torrential ennui
Bring down the fire, flood or an act of God
Anything is preferable to listening to this boring sod
Stop the noise, stop the endless drip drip drip
Of verbal effluent that's flowing from your lips
I didn't ask you for your boring opinion but
You're gonna give it anyway 'less I find a way to get away
(Dick magnet) Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet) Inviting them to come and bother me
(Dick magnet) Well there must be a sign on my forehead
(Dick magnet) Inviting them to come and bother me
Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
Aaaaaaahhh
(Dick magnet)
(Dick magnet)
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Asbo Slipz

Asbo Slipz

About “Dick Magnet” by Asbo Slipz

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"Dick Magnet" appears on "Hearworms" in 2019.

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