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Twelve Days of Grogmas Lyrics by Critical Role

Critical Role Presents: Winter’s Crest (A Holiday Album)

2024

[Intro: Pike]
Okay, Grog
Now just like we practiced
[Verse 1: Grog]
On the first day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
A little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 2: Grog]
On the second day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 3: Grog]
On the third day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 4: Grog, Pike]
On the fifth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
You skipped one
Five pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 5: Grog, Pike]
On the sixth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Six axes swinging
'Cause there was a huge monster attacking, but my axe broke, so I got another one
And then that one broke, so I got another one
And I raged on him, and there was blood all over the place
And his guts popped out and I slipped on his guts—
Buddies! Holiday song! Keep it light?
Okay, ten pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 6: Grog]
On the seventh day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Seven monsters slaying
Six axes swinging
Twenty pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 7: Grog, Pike]
On the— uh... on the—
Uh, Pike? What number was I at?
Eight!
How many fingers is that?
One hand, three fingers, buddies
Oh! On the eighth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Nine naked ladies
Eight maids to wash me
Seven monsters slaying
Six axes swinging
A hundred pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 8: Grog, Pike]
Uh, what just happened? Pike?
Key change — just sing a little higher, dude
Okay, on the tenth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Ten Lord De Rolos
Nine naked ladies
Eight maids to wash me
Seven axes swinging
Six monsters slaying
A thousand pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Verse 9: Grog]
On the eleventh day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
Eleven spicers spicing
Ten Lord De Rolos
Nine naked ladies
Eight something-something
And a bunch of crap I already said
[Verse 10: Grog, Pike, Both]
On the twelfth day of Grogmas, my Pikey gave to me
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
Oh, dingleberries, dingleberries, hanging on my bum
Wrong song!
Huh?
You were on twelve! Twelve?
Twelve fighters fighting
Eleven spicers spicing
Ten Lord De Rolos
Nine naked ladies
Eight maids to wash you
Seven axes swinging
Six monsters slaying
A million pints of ale
Four stinky turds
Three, two, one
Two GoFiBePos
And a little birdie in the sun tree
[Outro: Grog, Pike]
Good job, buddies! You did it!
Thanks!
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Critical Role

Critical Role

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