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Royal Rumble Lyrics by Astro Safari USA

Trapman

2014

[Verse 1:]
I knew this one girl who really liked wrestling
"Yo we should body slam!" she would always text me
She said she likes it hardcore
Baseball bats and barbed wire thumb tacks that are on fire

[Bridge:]
Yo I think something ain't right (right)
She threw me through a table last night (holy shit)
She don't know it ain't real life
(But you should see our home movies... they're pretty tight)

[Chorus:]
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like "dope, it's a problem!"
Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin')
And her middle finger always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
And (ding ding) we're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble

[Verse 2:]
I can take some bumps man I can take some tumbles
But she thinks that every night is like the fuckin' Royal Rumble
Then I start to get a little scared when she grabs a steel chair
Like she's on the top rope
Girl how'd you get there?

[Bridge 2:]
Yo I think something ain't right (right)
Gave me The People's Elbow last night (bang bang)
She don't know it ain't real life
(Now that was pretty messed up, I wouldn't let her do that again)

[Chorus:]
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like "dope, it's a problem!"
Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin')
And her middle finger, always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
And (ding ding) we're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble, shorty
Let's get ready to rumble, shorty
Let's get ready to rumble

[Verse 3:]
Maybe I'd be down if you called yo friend
We could have a little bout for the tag team championship
An Irish Whip to the ropes
I'm bouncin' back with a clothesline
Think the belt's mine then you
Drops the leg drop, the Brooke Hogan
Her finishing move and a slogan
I'm knocked up
I'm Seth Rogen
(What?) Man, what you been smokin'?

[Chorus:]
I'm in awe and it's awesome
She's like "dope, it's a problem!"
Yeah she a funny hoe (she's always laughin')
And her middle finger, always flashin'
I was like girl you so stone cold, you're Steve Austin
Steel cage match in Madison Square Garden
And (ding ding) we're just gettin' started
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Let's get ready to rumble shorty
Credits
Astro Safari USA

Astro Safari USA

About “Royal Rumble” by Astro Safari USA

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"Royal Rumble" appears on "Trapman" in 2014.

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