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Grandma Jimmy Lyrics by Audiobooks

Now! (In A Minute)

2018

[Evangeline Ling]
Cultivated mystique is kinda alright, especially if you're a boy, and no-one knows you've got three balls being split into a shamrock by a thong
Grandma Jimmy has a funny "har-har" sense of humour, which she uses to embarrass her son-in-laws on their birthdays. She wishes them to be bodybuilders, their body board in Speedos
She likes to take them to Devon for a picnic, bringing tin foil wrapped tuna white bagel sandwiches dripping in anchor butter which had gotten gloopy because she almost-
Because she almost-
Because she the almost-
Dead smelling dog's warm belly, had passed out on her husband's bought basket (Who was now dead)
In the boot of the car, the dog was feeling carsick, and so was everybody else, except for Jimmy of course, because she was driving. Her driving was awful! Granny J slowed down every time she spoke which pissed everybody off. Although they loved her, she was very, very annoying. She just spoke about things she had already said, like, to the point where everyone concerning her slade by fate could smell the off yoghurt from the fridge, wafting into the living room
When they got to the beach, Jack, the youngest, felt depressed, because he hated pebbly beaches and was expecting a sandy one. After the shock of his realisation, he couldn't resist himself and said out loud
"Fuck! I wanna get back to London, like, now!"
Jimmy snapped back
"You ugly, fat, brat. You may leave after I have photographed you."
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About “Grandma Jimmy” by Audiobooks

Read the complete lyrics to "Grandma Jimmy" by Audiobooks from the album "Now! (In A Minute)" in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Synth-Pop, Spoken Word, Avant Garde.

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"Grandma Jimmy" appears on "Now! (In A Minute)" in 2018.

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