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Rip Off Lyrics by Aunty Jack

Aunty Jack Sings Wollongong

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[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Ooh! Ay, listen, stupid. Watch out where you're droppin' the bloody needle, it just pronged me"

[Thin Arthur, spoken]
"It's alright, Aunty Jack. I'll just push it out of the way"

[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Hey, watch out for Kiddy-Poo!"

[Kid Eager, spoken]
"Help, help! Aunty Jack!"

[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Where've you got, stupid?"

[Kid Eager, spoken]
"I'm over here, in the centre of the record"

[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Well, get back here!"

[Kid Eager, spoken]
"Ooh-oh! Oh, I've just fallen down the hole in the middle"

[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Jump on the bike, Arthur. Here we go!"

[Thin Arthur, spoken]
"Hey! Hey, Aunty Jack, look out. Here comes the needle. Quick, drive faster, faster!"

[Aunty Jack, spoken]
"Bloody hell. Hang on, Arthur we're gonna do a right-hander! Here we go"

[Thin Arthur, spoken]
"Here we come kiddies!"

[Thin Arthur]
Tell you 'bout my Aunty Jack (Aunty, Aunty)
The woman with the Golden Whack (Aunty, Aunty)
She loves to rock and roll and jive (Aunty, Aunty)

Now if you don't like the show
Then she'll soon let you know
She'll either knock you down
Or she'll come around and punch your nose

[Aunty Jack]
Or I might rip your arm off (Don't hurt me, Aunty)
Might even tear your leg off (Mercy, mercy)
Might even rip all your money off (Don't hurt me, Aunty)

[Thin Arthur]
She met a man the other day
Who didn't like the show
She picked him up and she bounced him round
And she told him where to go

[Aunty Jack]
I told him this could be the most important day of his life
I said, "Sit down and watch a little television
Called the Aunty Jack Show"
But unfortunately for him he said "Uh-uh, I don't like it"
I went round to his house and I knocked on the door
I picked him up and I smashed him down
And I kicked him on the floor, he said

"Don't rip my arm off" (Don't hurt me, Aunty)
I won't rip your arm off, honey (Mercy, mercy)
But I might rip your head off (Don't rip me, Aunty)

So all those kiddies not listening, beware
Your big fat Aunty coming
Don't give a care, hit it

So all those kiddies not listening, beware
Big fat Aunty coming
Don't give a care, ha ha

Or I might rip your arm off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your leg off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your head off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear the Prime Minister's head off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your mummy's leg off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even tear your little brother's arm off (Rippin' your arms off)
Might even rip the whole world off
Rip off!
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About “Rip Off” by Aunty Jack

Read the complete lyrics to "Rip Off" by Aunty Jack from the album "Aunty Jack Sings Wollongong". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Soundtrack.

"Rip Off" is performed by Aunty Jack. from the album "Aunty Jack Sings Wollongong" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Rip Off", explore more songs by Aunty Jack using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Rip Off" is credited to Aunty Jack. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Rip Off" appears on "Aunty Jack Sings Wollongong".

Visit the Aunty Jack artist page at /artist/aunty-jack for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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