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Mixed Condiments Lyrics by AUTISLES

professional parodies

2019

[Intro: Jackson Griffin]
Because I am burger, you will not eat me

[Refrain: jacker0p & MC Wigga Testicles]
Please no lettuce, cheese
I just want plain please
Say you want borger
I would like borger

[Chorus: MC Wigga Testicles]
I think I might’ve ordered it with cheese
Either that or they fucked up my order
This worker, put with cheese and onion ring
This tastes like fart poop, need some seasoning

[Post-Chorus: jacker0p]
I swear to god if you give me the mayo
That shit will taint my borger
Borger I can piss on and love through
I don’t want cheese, I don’t want lettuce

[Verse 1: MC Wigga Testicles & jacker0p]
Oh, now, I ordered a double seaweed
Egg white delight McMuffin egg and cheese
Order, got Apple Slices with number 3
Oh, double meat

[Refrain: MC Wigga Testicles & jacker0p]
Say you want no cheese
I would like no cheese
Say want only meat
I want only meat

[Verse 2: jacker0p]
I swear to God, this girl be trippin', dawg
I order ketchup, she drop me mayo, dawg
I ordered the fucking onions, dawg
Then she give me the fucking lettuce, aw
She droppin a tomato wall (Droppin a tomato wall)
She keep on splashin the mayo balls (Splashin the mayo balls)
I order sprite, she give me the fucking coke (The fucking coke, ew)
This soda large, I need a fucking small (Oh, no)

[Chorus: MC Wigga Testicles]
Sausage burrito hash brown with coffee
This borgar tastes like shit with onion ring
This Baja Blast® Mountain Dew® looks like pee
Drinking the chocolate milk, it is fat free

[Post-Chorus: jacker0p]
I swear to god if you give me the mayo
That shit will taint my borger
Borger I can piss on and love through
I don’t want cheese, I don’t want lettuce

[Verse 3: jacker0p]
Oh, Lord, I ain't never been here before, oh, no
Oh, this fuckin MacDonald whore, oh, no
She keep ignorin' my calls and blockin' me some fuckin ketchup
Veronica, oh, no
Oh, dumb MacDonald, mmm
I got the keys to the chocolate milk and that shit is nesquik (Yeah)
I just wanted mayo, bitch, fuck you Vericona, bitch
Pull up near your mothafuckin' house since you playin with my dime
That's my food, that's my dime, that's my wholesome meal (Wholesome meal)
That's my mayo endeavor, don't need no onion ring (Onion ring)
I'll give her a hurl, projectile vomit on her employee clothing
Pokimane my favorite streamer, I have a picture of her feet (Tasty feetsack)
Matter of fact, ain't taste your onion (Taste her onion)
Veronica frown, get her thrown away (Thrown away)
Veronica frown, yeah, get thrown away (thrown away)
Veronica frown, yeah, … (...)
Knock you on the floor (Door), tryna take a shit (Love, love)
Just because you bitch (Love), you didn’t give me mayo (Fuck, fuck~~)

[Bridge: jacker0p]
You won’t find no borger that can mmm tasty yum yum, babe
You won't find no borger that is so seasoned I cough, babe
You won’t find no borger please don’t find it please do not, babe
Small cup of sprite and I got that diet shit

[Chorus: MC Wigga Testicles & jacker0p]
I hate this stupid bitch employee
I ask for borg, the fries she fill in me
This girl, she got mixed condiments
I ask for mayo, then she ketchup pee

[Refrain: jacker0p & MC Wigga Testicles]
Say you want some fries
I would like some fries
Say you want small drink
I would like small drink
Credits

About “Mixed Condiments” by AUTISLES

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"Mixed Condiments" appears on "professional parodies" in 2019.

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