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Meatphone Lyrics by Automatic Meat Recovery

Meatphone

2014

Dial in this number and you're in for a surprise
Meat injection to the brain, dripping from nose and eyes
1-800-M-E-A-T -- RIGHT NOW
If you grab that receiver, you'll get blasted in the ear with ground up cow
Don't touch that phone
Don't pick up that phone
Don't touch that phone
Don't pick up that fucking phone
"You gotta be fuckin' kiddin me, motherfucker. So I'm callin' AAA, right? Alright, so maybe I shouldn'ta been drivin' ... but all the same some fucking slimy shit comes sprayin' outta my phone. Swear to god, it's fucking ground beef. What the fuck, motherfucker? Next thing you know, tow truck pulls up, dude's tellin' me 'bout his job and shit ... he's like, 'well, a job's a fuckin' job'. And next thing you fuckin' know, motherfucker? Dumps a dead fuckin' cow on my truck. Swear to fuckin' god, motherfucker. Shit like this usually doesn't happen till Wednesday."
Dial in this number and you're in for a surprise
Meat injection to the brain, dripping from nose and eyes
1-800-M-E-A-T -- RIGHT NOW
If you grab that receiver, you'll get blasted in the ear with ground up cow
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Automatic Meat Recovery

Automatic Meat Recovery

About “Meatphone” by Automatic Meat Recovery

Read the complete lyrics to "Meatphone" by Automatic Meat Recovery from the album "Meatphone" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Grindcore, Crust Punk, Rock.

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"Meatphone" is credited to Automatic Meat Recovery. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Meatphone" appears on "Meatphone" in 2014.

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